Warped & Wacky
Funny Christmas Songs
Warped & Wacky
Funny Christmas Songs
These are NOT your run-of-the-mill funny Christmas songs. You might not have heard 'em yet, but once you do, you'll never forget!
Funny Christmas Songs:
It’s Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas
Funny Christmas Songs:
It’s Another Joyful
Elvis Presley Christmas
(by Greg Tamblyn and Richard Helm, sung by Greg Tamblyn)
"Christmas Single of the Year" in Cashbox Magazine
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Song Lyrics:
Christmas time at our house is a special kind of thing
Every year we give our gifts in honor of our king
Mom gave dad some real authentic Elvis after shave
Sis gave Johnny a limited edition velvet Elvis lampshade
And Grandpa gave Grandma a hamster named Priscilla Bo
And guess who answers every call on my Elvis code-a-phone
Mom got an Elvis blender, plays “All Shook Up” real loud
And sis loves her new cuckoo clock, ‘cause every hour Elvis pops out
And Bobby’s magic Elvis mirror works just like a dream
Anyone who looks in it, they look just like the king
It’s Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas
These gifts of love remind us that he is always with us
And as he looks down today, we bless ourselves and say
It’s Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas
This morning our Elvis coffee maker, brew--brew--brewed us up a potful
And our Elvis waffle Iron put Elvis’ face on every waffle
Tonight for dinner we can’t wait to have our favorite dish
Mom’s alphabet soup with only the letters E-L-V-I-S
And after dinner we’ll all put on our Elvis flannels
We’ll sit around the TV and we’llwatch the Elvis channel
And just before we go to bed, we’ll kneel and ask the Lord
To let us talk to Elvis on our Elvis Ouija board
It’s Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas
These gifts of love remind us that he is always with us
And as he looks down today, we bless ourselves and say
It’s Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas
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Funny Christmas Songs:
"The Reindeer Song"
(Music and lyrics by Randy Luton, sung by Greg Tamblyn)
A song about some unfortunate reindeer events. True dark humor - be warned!
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Song Lyrics:
It used to be that Christmas time was filled with love and cheer
With Santa bringing lovely gifts to children far and near
But some say things are different now, there’s a rumor in the air
There’s been a famine in the northland, and Santa’s eaten.... his reindeer
Yes there was Prancer with paprika and noodles
Barbecued Blitzen with rolls
Dasher and Dancer in a potluck pie
And Rudolph in a casserole
What were the names of the others
Oh, it doesn’t seem to matter anymore
Maybe some of them will find their way to bullion cubes
And we can buy them next year in the store
Nobody knows how it happened
But people are depressed everywhere
It doesn’t matter if you’ve been bad or good
'Cause Santa isn’t going anywhere
Reindeer roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at their nose...
So let’s go tell the little children
That we won’t be having Christmas this year
'Cause if we don’t, we’ll be living a lie
For Santa Clause has eaten his reindeer
** Like to download these songs?
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The songs are just under
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Happy Holidays!
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