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You've found your way to the secret source for Laughology lovers. This blog keeps you in the laughter loop with all the latest funny jokes quotes sayings on this site - as soon as they're uploaded.

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Top 40 New Year Jokes and Funny Quotes

"Going to a New Years Eve party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble." Get high on these new year jokes and you won't get a hangover.

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Funny Jokes. Funny Quotes. Funny Sayings.

Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.

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Very Short Jokes That Remain In Your Brain

"If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll be happy to laugh at you." Very short jokes that will stick in your mind like dog heair on a wool suit.

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Short Hilarious Jokes

Short hilarious jokes to feed your brain and keep you sane. Inject your cranium with some very funny jokes to prevent hyper-seriosity.

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Clean Christmas Jokes

Squeaky clean Christmas jokes that slide down your chimney with a big bag of laughter. Fill your stockings with all the funny stuff that'll fit.

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Top 30 Christmas One Liners

"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents." You'll feel much finer with these Christmas one liners! More like this...

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MilkSnort! Joke Game For Hilarious Party Fun

MilkSnort! The Joke Game is the EASIEST way to have a hilarious party. It's the one game where EVERYBODY gets to be a comedian!

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Funny Sayings: Advertising, TV, Journalism, Writing

"I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork." Funny sayings and humorous quotations about Travel, Technology, Advertising, Writing, Books, TV & Radio.

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Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

"Life is what you make it, so make it funny!" Funny inspirational quotes about life to help you live long and prosper - with humor.

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Caution: Extremely Funny Jokes

"Fourth-Grader Skips School For Cubs Game, Runs Into Principal At Wrigley Field." Extremely funny jokes if your mind is inclined to the warped and wacky.

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Funny Quotes About Television

"Television is a weapon of mass distractrion." These funny quotes about television will reframe the big picture on your inner big screen.

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Top 40 Funny Life Quotes

"Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately, they're from IKEA." Funny life quotes. Take two dozen and call me in the afterlife.

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