Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog

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Funny Party Games: MilkSnort! The Joke Party Game

In the funny party games department, MilkSnort! is the one where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! It's the easiest way to have a hilarious event.

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American Football Jokes

"Football players are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental." American football jokes that score. Gut-busters right up the middle. Three yards and a cloud of laughs.

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Top 30 Canadian Jokes

"You gotta love a country that puts Queen Elizabeth on their dollar coin and calls it a Loonie.." Canadian jokes to warm hearts and other body parts.

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Funny Jokes. Funny Quotes. Funny Sayings.

Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.

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Best Thanksgiving Jokes

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." Thanksgiving jokes for a heaping helping of humor. They won’t stick to your butt or put you to sleep.

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Top 30 Thanksgiving Jokes & Funny Quotes

"A sacred feast where gravy boats are worshipped." Thanksgiving joke & funny quote collection. Tastes great, less filling.

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Top 40 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

"Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and apparently we're all very thankful for our smartphones." Funny Thanksgiving Quotes: not a turkey in the bunch.

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Thanksgiving Humor

"I got my boob stuck in the gravy boat again." Thanksgiving Humor that goes down even better than Rolaids Pie for dessert. Gobble at your leisure.

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Top 30 Christmas One Liners

"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents." You'll feel much finer with these Christmas one liners! More like this...

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Top 30 Republican Jokes

"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." Republican Jokes: laugh your way to the voting booth.

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Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

"At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I’m pushing sixty. That’s enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to graduate from the fifties with humor.

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Top 40 Funny Halloween Quotes

"On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum." Funny Halloween Quotes: dandy as candy, and better for your teeth.

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