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Funny Jokes. Funny Quotes. Funny Sayings.

Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.

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Top 30 Canadian Jokes

"You gotta love a country that puts Queen Elizabeth on their dollar coin and calls it a Loonie.." Canadian jokes to warm hearts and other body parts.

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Top 40 Funny Dance Quotes

“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.” Funny dance quotes to keep you light on your toes and fast on your feet.

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Funny Retirement Quotes

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing." Funny retirement quotes. Ease your escape to freedom!

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Independence Day Jokes & Funny Quotes

"Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.

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Funny Christmas Card Sayings

"I want to be on both lists - naughty AND nice." Funny Christmas card sayings - drop some clever quips on your fun-loving friends.

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Top 40 Funny Basketball Sayings

“The NBA is like a small sorority. We’re like brothers.” Funny basketball sayings: Mirth Madness! Plenty of Game. Nothing but Net.

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Best Funny Baseball Quotes

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." More Funny Baseball Quotes. You'll never look at the game the same.

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Funny As Hell Sayings About Exercise

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." These funny as hell sayings about exercise will lighten the heavy lifting.

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Funny Animal Quotes - Top Picks

"I don't mind eels, except as meals." The best funny animal quotes I could chase down and domesticate. Feed your inner beast. Howl. Bark. Roar.

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Top 30 Funny Adult Jokes

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt." Funny Adult Jokes for grownups with a sense of humor about the horizontal cha-cha.

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Fathers Day Jokes And Funny Quotes

"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.

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