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"Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.
Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.
"I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.
"Congratulations! Hopefully you've learned enough to actually read your diploma." Funny graduation sayings to keep your head in the humor zone.
"A diploma is basically a subliminal ticket to the alumni fundraiser." Funny graduation quotes to help you graduate with Humor!
"A father is a banker provided by nature." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell the difference." Short funny quotes, Funny Proverbs, Fortune Cookies, Witty Retorts, Stupid Quotes, Bitchy Quotes
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." Funny travel quotes to help you remember: Wherever you go, there you are.
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." Republican Jokes: laugh your way to the voting booth.
"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." Funny sex quotes for whatever you need most - love or laughter.
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt." Funny Adult Jokes for grownups with a sense of humor about the horizontal cha-cha.