Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog

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Funny Party Games: MilkSnort! The Joke Party Game

Of all the funny party games, MilkSnort! is the EASIEST way to have a hilarious party, and the one where EVERYBODY gets to be a comedian!

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Top 50 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

"Wise person never try to get even. Wise person try to get odder." Prediction: these funny fortune cookie sayings will bring smiles all around. Laughter is the best dessert!

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Top 40 New Year Jokes and Funny Quotes

"Going to a New Years Eve party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble." Get high on these new year jokes and you won't get a hangover.

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Top 40 Funny Basketball Sayings

“The NBA is like a small sorority. We’re like brothers.” Funny basketball sayings: Mirth Madness! Plenty of Game. Nothing but Net.

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Santa Jokes

"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Santa jokes for jolly folks. If Santa brings you laughter, it's the best thing you could ask for.

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Funny Christmas Sayings

Holiday cheer? Right here: "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." These Funny Christmas Sayings will chuckle you up and cheer your cup.

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Funny Christmas Quotes

"Christmas is magical. Money just seems to disappear into thin air." Funny Christmas quotes for the yule fool in all of us.

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Funny Christmas Jokes

"I love the Holiday spirit. Usually a quart of strong eggnog will do it." Slightly warped funny Christmas jokes for your sideways sense of humor. Ho Ho Ho, here we go!

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Top 30 Best Christmas Jokes

"I need to decorate. My neighbors keep wishing me a Happy Hanukkah." Fasten your sleigh-belt! Hold onto your reindeer! Here’s the best Christmas jokes we unwrapped this year.

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Funny Christmas Card Sayings

Funny Christmas card sayings - drop some clever quips on your fun-loving friends. Short clean jokes for the amusement of your own personal self, too.

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Top 30 Christmas One Liners

"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents." You'll feel much finer with these Christmas one liners! More like this...

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Funny Jokes. Funny Quotes. Funny Sayings.

Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.

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