MilkSnort!
The Joke Game

MilkSnort!
The Joke Game

MilkSnort! Joke Game is the easiest way to host a hilarious dinner party, birthday party, staff meeting, team building, family reunion, group retreat, or just about any gathering where you want everyone to have a ton of fun.


It's the game where everybody gets to be a comedian!



Here's How
MilkSnort! Works

It's easy:

  1. Set the stage with a couple of simple instructions (included).
  2. Minimize Distractions.
  3. Give each person a great joke (or two or three) to read out loud.

Each person gets to tell a very funny joke and make the whole group laugh.

Everybody gets to be funny. Everybody gets to be a comedian. Everybody wins!

The secret: MilkSnort! jokes are really funny, and non-offensive


Choose Your Most Convenient Format

MilkSnort! Joke Game comes in two versions. The first is a series of durable, 5 x 7 inch cards you can pass around to your players. Each card contains one or two complete jokes, depending on length.

  • The font is Times New Roman, 12 point, easy to read.
  • Cards are made from sturdy 100 lb card stock with gloss finish, and come in a clear permanent box.
  • I'll ship it to you via US Priority Mail, which only takes two or three days. (Canada, more like 5-6 business days.)
  • Shipping costs are dramatically reduced if you order more than one set. See below.

MilkSnort! Cards make a one-of-a-kind, fun-for-everyone gift!


The second version is a digital pdf. It only takes about a minute to buy and download. Each time you play, you can print out only the jokes you want, or open the pdf on your device, pass it around, and share them that way.


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$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

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MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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MilkSnort! Digital
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Good News About Shipping

Because MilkSnort! Joke Game cards are heavy, I ship them to you in USPS Priority Mail Flat-Rate Boxes.

This means the total shipping cost is the same for 1 or 2 sets:

US: $8.00  -  Canada: $16

From 3 to 15 sets of MilkSnort! Joke Game, the TOTAL shipping cost is only:

US: $15  -  Canada: $47

Pretty cool.

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MilkSnort! Joke Game Makes It Easy

MilkSnort! consists of 101 great jokes that are not sexual, sexist, or ethnic. They're non-offensive, and they're funny to everybody over the age of 15 who speaks English.

Each of the jokes is a fun, clever story, from a quarter-page to a full page. Each joke has at least one great punchline.

It took months of combing through my files to assemble this collection.


Why MilkSnort! Joke Game Is So Much Fun

We all love to laugh. And we all like to be the laughter instigator. But sometimes we just don't know how. Not everybody is born a comedian.

One of the easiest ways to get people laughing together is a good joke. But 90% of us can't remember jokes, or we forget the punchlines, or whatever. So most of us rarely - if ever - get to experience telling a funny joke and making everybody laugh.

But as a professional joke teller, I've discovered something terrific:

Just about anybody can read a joke out loud, and if it's a great joke, it'll be funny!

MilkSnort! Joke Game is the one game where everybody not only gets to laugh, but everybody gets to be funny!

How many other activities can say that?


We all love to laugh. And we all like to be the laughter instigator. But sometimes we just don't know how. Not everybody is born a comedian.

One of the easiest ways to get people laughing together is a good joke. But 90% of us can't remember jokes, or we forget the punchlines, or whatever. So most of us rarely - if ever - get to experience telling a funny joke and making everybody laugh.

But as a professional joke teller, I've discovered something terrific:

Just about anybody can read a joke out loud, and if it's a great joke, it'll be funny!

MilkSnort! Joke Gameis the one game where everybody not only gets to laugh, but everybody gets to be funny!

How many other activities can say that?


MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
- US

$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

PURCHASE NOW

MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

PURCHASE NOW

MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
- US
$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

PURCHASE NOW

MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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Why Try MilkSnort?

  • You've had a Chinese dinner with fortune cookies, right? If you were with a group of people, you probably took turns reading your fortunes out loud. Sometimes those fortunes are a little funny, which makes it more fun. MilkSnort! is like that, but way funnier.
  • MilkSnort! lets each person get to be the center of attention, and get to tell a great joke.
  • Great jokes can also be launching pads for new conversations and fun personal stories.
  • Have you noticed that the news is now 24/7, and not always good? Things seem pretty tense these days. We all can use a lot more laughter.
  • And when we laugh together, out loud, long and hearty, good things happen. Moods shift. Attitudes lift. Walls come down. Endorphins flow.
  • Do you have staff meetings? What if every month or so you started your staff meetings with a round of jokes. Do you think people might start looking forward to those meetings?
  • Do you have one of those families where the dinner conversation can turn testy? Try heading that off at the pass with MilkSnort!
    Maybe you’ll start a new family tradition!
  • You could pay a comedian $3,000 to come to your party and you still won’t laugh as hard or have as much fun as MilkSnort! All for less than what you pay for a latte.



What People Are Saying About
MilkSnort! Joke Game ...

“This was the most fun we’ve ever had at one of our dinner parties!”
- Craig Hoover, KC MO

"Playing MilkSnort! at our annual conference was one of the funniest and “funnest” events I’ve ever attended. Greg provided pre-written jokes for people who didn’t know a joke or have one to share; that way everyone was instantly involved! One of the highlights was watching people who were NOT natural joke tellers light up as they told a joke to the group and got a big laugh. Great fun!"
- Verne Brien, Topeka KS

"We played your MilkSnort game at Christmas and it was such a hoot!  I am hosting another party on Valentines and plan to use more of them.  Thanks so much for this wonderful idea!"
- Lucille Olson, Lansing MI

"I never thought I was a funny person. Then I joined Greg’s joke telling and FUNny making event. Well, it turns out I do know how to tell jokes! What a blast. to be FUNNY! Thanks Greg. My endorphins and I are grateful."
- Bethany Hays, MD, Portland ME

“We had so much fun - and nobody forgot the punchline!
- Tina Hoover, Kansas City

“LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!  Laughter reduces stress by releasing the “happy” endorphins in the body which keep us healthy.  Greg Tamblyn’s new game MilkSnort is a catalyst that brings groups together, opens communication, promotes camaraderie, enhances teamwork, and leaves all players uplifted and ready to tackle 'life stuff.'  When I recall playing the game, I still laugh.”
- Carol Snarr, RN, BA, Psychophysiologic Therapist

“This game changes you. It's really fun to hear everybody laughing together. After hosting my own joke party, reading the jokes beforehand then hearing them read out loud, I found I had effortlessly learned six new jokes, increasing my funniness reality! I can’t wait to do it again. I’m going to try it out with my ESL students too.”
- Miriam Corneli, New Mexico

I bought MilkSnort and have had two smash hits with it.  I took a bunch of them to a dinner group I belong to.  We just busted a gut at the dinner group!
So I took a big bunch of them to a Quilter's Christmas party.  There were about 75 people there and I wish you could have heard them!!  It was so much fun.  It was a great party and wonderful entertainment. 
Thank you Greg, for sharing.  I'm going to the dinner group next Monday night and am going to take some more. 
I'd love for others to have fun with your Milk Snort!  It was amazing, I never once had to explain what 'Milk Snort' meant!!!  Everyone knows exactly what that means.
- Maggie Kelley, Topeka KS

We played a few rounds of MilkSnort last weekend at a family reunion and it really was a hoot. So fun to laugh together with my crazy relations. It was so much fun that I decided I needed to buy another copy for one of my daughters. Love your game, thanks for the laughs!!  
- Lucy T, Kansas City

MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
- US

$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

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MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
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$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

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MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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How MilkSnort! Joke Game Was Born

Every holiday season, I get together with 11 other friends for a big dinner. Last year it was my turn to host. I had a lot of food to cook, so I wanted to come up with a NEW activity that was easy, different, fun, and didn't take a lot of time to prepare.

I've played quite a few funny party games in my time. (In fact, there are several more on other pages of this site.) But I've never laughed as much as when I've been swapping jokes with other people. They're some of the funniest times of my life.

But my dinner party guests were not normally joke-tellers. So I hit on the idea of printing out a holiday joke for each of them to read out loud. Then I folded each joke into an envelope, and wrote a person's name on each envelope, so they were personalized.

After dinner I announced that I had a joke for each of us to read out loud, and gave each person their envelope. Then we took turns reading them around the table.

I had NO idea if this would go over at all. It was a total crap shoot.

To my surprise - to my absolute amazement - it was a huge hit! We all laughed our heads off for about 40 minutes and had a great time. Not only that, afterwards several people said this was the most fun holiday dinner we'd ever had!

Really! Our most fun dinner ever! Just from reading jokes! Hmmmm...

I started to realize it's not the person's joke telling ability that matters. It's the joke!

A couple of months later I had the opportunity to host a breakout session at a science conference. I named the session "Joke Party." I announced to the whole conference that my breakout session was simply sharing jokes. And since most people can't remember jokes, I had plenty of jokes for everybody. So everyone would get to tell a joke.

I invited anyone who wanted or needed to laugh.

This was a small conference - 100 people - and there were five other breakouts at the same time as mine, so I had no idea if anybody would come.

Incredibly, 35 people showed up!

(This gives you some idea of the need for laughter.) There was no time to print out any jokes, so we passed around my laptop and took turns. We told jokes for an hour and a half, and everybody got to tell about 3 or 4 jokes.

The response was amazing.

Many people said that this was the most fun they'd ever had at this conference, and we should do it every year!

As somebody who really enjoys funny party games, I realized I might have discovered a completely new one.

Since then, I've tested this many more times with other groups. I can tell you this for certain: as long as you use the great jokes in MilkSnort! Joke Game (and minimize any distractions), it's a ton of fun. It works like a charm. It's a blast.



MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
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$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

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MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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MilkSnort! Cards: $19.95 +
$8 Priority Mail shipping
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$16 Priority Shipping - Canada

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MilkSnort! Digital
PDF Format: $4.99

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