https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-jokes-blog.html The Funny-Jokes-Quotes-Sayings Blog keeps you in the laugh loop with all the latest funny stuff, whenever it happens. en-us funny jokes Sun, 11 May 2025 11:54:20 -0400 Sun, 11 May 2025 11:54:20 -0400 funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/mothers-day-jokes.htmle760d04a139e732a9d82ca983c8daf67"I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married." Mothers Day Jokes for mothers and others who love their mothers.
Sun, 11 May 2025 11:51:57 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-mother-quotes.htmla4267e7f537a01183ce0c8ec61c3dc55"I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for fun-loving moms and all fans of the maternal colonel.
Sun, 11 May 2025 11:50:12 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-mother-jokes.htmlc6303b4474e197d752052e2c411785feI asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” Funny mother jokes and one-liners for all moms and their offspring.
Sun, 11 May 2025 11:45:37 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-irish-jokes.htmle7e48d9dcb1b88814fca7c9dec1b26d2"Why do the Irish Dance with their arms at their sides? Because it's a small island." Funny Irish Jokes: more fun than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Tue, 1 Apr 2025 11:10:58 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-party-games.html5bcfe596086e702d83f5869e35f854a9MilkSnort! The Funny Party Game is the EASIEST way to have a hilarious party. It's the one joke game where EVERYBODY gets to be a comedian!
Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:38:19 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/2ef6e0f9a74c8110ed3e994f6209f4d5Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.
Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:21:19 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/practical-joke-ideas.html6bcae144f486b5ad94ca17eae845d125Get 'em back with a laugh attack! Great practical joke ideas for the office, dates, weddings, spouses, and more. Hilarious pranks for harmless laughs. Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:40:45 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/april-fool-pranks.htmlf3afaba27f800ace587fa140ff6861b0Famous April Fool pranks that fooled millions. Classic humor from governments, corporations, and clever people like you. No foolin'!
Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:37:29 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/april-fool-jokes.html57753d5b827ff03cd9cf0d5c60baecc9"Some see my brain as half empty but I see it as half fool." April Fool Jokes, pranks, and one-liners for maximum fun and foolishness.
Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:35:35 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/irish-joke.html47e6f8ae2d9955140364c9144ca7d013"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... No really, it could happen!" Irish jokes for funny folks who dig the Emerald Isle.
Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:32:31 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-irish-sayings.html19416fa4ac2996b0e20dd3a2902d597b"May the road rise up to meet you, and may you never have to sleep beneath the Riverdance rehearsal hall." Funny Irish Sayings - clever Hibernian humor.
Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:30:39 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/st-patricks-day-jokes.html7495dffe72a01c3aee63e9496c97a467"May the wind at your back not be from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch." St Patricks Day jokes that get you in the spirit without the need for spirits.
Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:25:26 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/new-year-jokes.htmlefd8dd1e6cfa27fe7b89bc6bfe9d0680"Going to a New Years Eve party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble." Get high on these new year jokes and you won't get a hangover.
Mon, 1 Jan 2024 15:08:45 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-hilarious-jokes.htmla9b33c04fe0fd2e722a1ef36e2c339f6Short hilarious jokes to feed your brain and keep you sane. Inject your cranium with some very funny jokes to prevent hyper-seriosity.
Thu, 21 Dec 2023 20:06:19 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-retirement-jokes.html2b9b641640f90d69c19dbafe1a2dd04f"Your secrets are safe with your friends - they can't remember them either." Short retirement jokes. Mucho laughs a day keep the retirement blues away.
Thu, 21 Dec 2023 15:27:57 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/t-shirts-with-funny-sayings.html3f33d87911c094d3391bccecbb8ba968T shirts with funny sayings: "Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park." Wearable humor for wherever you are.
Tue, 12 Dec 2023 15:34:01 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-travel-quotes.html8ce9129ad2bdf26d9ba7be7be0a98d4a"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." Funny travel quotes to help you remember: Wherever you go, there you are.
Mon, 4 Dec 2023 23:14:11 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-zoom-meeting.html84bbfbe5a2e883821724ad6f3c9840f3Guaranteed laughter and heaps of hilarity with this simple zoom game. Easiest way to have a funny zoom meeting. Everyone wins!
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 18:14:22 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/60th-birthday-jokes.htmlfdbd4d12e226cc6bf85014c202f2556dWelcome to the 60's! Free love and other groovy stuff. Oh wait, that was those other sixties. Bummer. These 60th birthday jokes and quotes are the next best thing.
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 11:33:12 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-voting-quotes.htmlcd07970ea924bf6da70218ae159c1b58"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes." Funny voting quotes and funny election quotes: elect to keep smiling!
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 14:29:55 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/thanksgiving-jokes.htmla78dc100e3211bf5f29e5238dab1db65"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." Thanksgiving jokes for a heaping helping of humor. They won’t stick to your butt or put you to sleep.
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 13:16:26 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/thanksgiving-joke.html0fa9a3055be1749fd933d9b8d49c1f0a"Thanksgiving: a sacred feast where gravy boats are worshipped." Thanksgiving joke & funny quote collection. Tastes great, less filling.
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 13:13:55 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-thanksgiving-quotes.html76ab307f386ed6b605b2cade04d72be0"Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and apparently we're all very thankful for our smartphones." Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, and not a turkey in the bunch.
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 12:43:19 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-or-sayings.htmlb95519af17b91d3adca91b1e81775d7b"ATT to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception." These funny quotes or sayings about tech will un-strain your brain and de-stress your mess.
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 12:37:09 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-nature-quotes.htmle8e7cbe35f7e378b3d472024c6dfbea3"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." These funny nature quotes: camping, earth day, global warming, will have you up a tree with laughter.
Mon, 6 Nov 2023 12:03:45 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-school-quotes.htmle23f3d3ea7a6698589552f08a655578b"Every class is drama class when you're in high school." Funny school quotes that make the grade, because you gotta learn to laugh. Especially about education.
Fri, 15 Sep 2023 11:38:35 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/80th-birthday-jokes.html3389a6152afa0631ed331267c8de0e0c80th birthday jokes: "Your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out." Hilarious stuff to highlight the occasion.
Mon, 21 Aug 2023 14:55:08 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/independence-day-jokes.htmlf0ad31695e7503860967e6aaa5921ce0"Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.
Wed, 21 Jun 2023 12:23:15 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/dad-jokes.html1846535d7ffd8e9b08058ac4c0d30857"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
Mon, 12 Jun 2023 10:53:30 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/fathers-day-jokes.html41c81732511634276b6a19f3ea12843c"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
Mon, 12 Jun 2023 10:39:50 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/graduation-jokes.htmle28b18ac621c9b40304336aafb90c5d8"I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.
Mon, 22 May 2023 10:41:59 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-graduation-sayings.html67f9456410d20be475cdf57194c43221"Graduation: a ritual where they award you a diploma, in hopes that you have learned enough to be able to read it." Funny graduation sayings to keep you in the humor zone.
Mon, 22 May 2023 10:34:37 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-graduation-quotes.htmlb1fbcb189776c4d777c4905e9cb36f28"A diploma is basically a subliminal ticket to the alumni fundraiser." Funny graduation quotes to help you graduate with Humor!
Mon, 22 May 2023 10:10:30 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/american-football-jokes.html4580313761933b56e909ad26f548f754"Football players are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental." American football jokes that score. Three yards and a cloud of laughs.
Thu, 4 May 2023 11:46:23 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-easter-quotes.htmle3f2ec27226dbe84ce67b0960a83e145"I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them." Your prayers for Funny Easter Quotes and Jokes are answered.
Tue, 4 Apr 2023 12:25:29 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/great-april-fools-jokes.html7efb11a914e1d0672f5771e7062fe6a5Walk up to someone at work and whisper, "They know!" Harmless and hilarious great April Fools jokes that will leave 'em laughing. It's cool to fool!
Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:53:49 -0400 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/valentines-jokes.htmlb904f9c25403cffce5155f1e7d7c36c2"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." Valentines jokes, quotes, and one-liners that’ll ease your freeze if you got no squeeze.
Mon, 6 Feb 2023 11:15:49 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-dating-jokes.html36059ec830db2a49f588c051a336aa51"Sincerity is the key to dating - if you can fake that, you've got it made." Funny dating jokes that will hook you up with some hot laughs.
Mon, 6 Feb 2023 11:02:55 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/republican-jokes.html73099cb44d7e3d480a5007cb1ad133bd"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." Republican Jokes: laugh your way to the voting booth.
Wed, 18 Jan 2023 18:26:45 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cute-love-sayings.htmlfb1b9b0ac69be38b9756312b440674da"Love means never having to say I'm sorry I ate your waffle." Cute love sayings about the stuff that spawns entire industries of songs, and self-help books.
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 11:59:41 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-life-quotes.htmla2c454ffdf88bd6181d15c05e055f4de"Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately, they're from IKEA." Funny life quotes. Take two dozen and call me in the afterlife.
Fri, 13 Jan 2023 11:40:12 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-about-life.htmlf2342ed3331c8f5ad9bffe1fc1769370"My goal in life is to have a mind as smart as my mouth." The best funny quotes about life: "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Fri, 13 Jan 2023 11:25:57 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-on-life.html4cf641803f9f778e50645e5f7f50fab0"I have known a great many troubles in my life, most of which never happened." Funny quotes on life, living, and the pursuit of hilarious. Carpe jokem!
Fri, 13 Jan 2023 10:56:14 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-dating-quotes.html56b4b8ddc06fc713cad43b35005f67b2"I date just to remind myself why I’m not married." Funny Dating Quotes to get you in the mood for a hot dude or dudess. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac.
Sun, 8 Jan 2023 14:27:55 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/dating-quotes.htmlf3647d0fd786318b84f9476b67454c4d"DATING TIP: Never reveal how many cats you have." Dating quotes from the funniest folks online. Check these out if you're single & want to mingle.
Sun, 8 Jan 2023 14:11:29 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-sex-quotes.html18c627a14daabde40d16098710bb3a3d"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." Funny sex quotes for whatever you need most - love or laughter.
Mon, 2 Jan 2023 17:54:43 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-quotes.html373924be783e202e72452174b736b2afHilarious quotes and sayings about women. As Mark Twain said, “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”
Sun, 1 Jan 2023 22:48:06 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-proverbs.html6f18eb91cf0af2d0bf2a2229047b4757"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch." Funny proverbs to keep your head in the humor zone and your life in the laugh lane.
Sun, 1 Jan 2023 22:23:28 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-political-quotes.html0f2d4e3a554602ad1d8c736f25519e06"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." These funny political quotes will help you elect to keep smiling!
Sun, 1 Jan 2023 22:17:47 -0500 https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-fortune-cookie-sayings.html3c0cac1cb026f76ace987c3877529a39"Wise person never try to get even. Wise person try to get odder." Prediction: these funny fortune cookie sayings will bring Laughter for dessert!
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