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"There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works." Baseball jokes! If you ever swung and missed, these will help you connect.
"Football players are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental." American football jokes that score. Three yards and a cloud of laughs.
"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” Funny mother jokes and one-liners for all moms and their offspring.
"I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married." Mothers Day Jokes for mothers and others who love their mothers.
"I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for fun-loving moms and all fans of the maternal colonel.
"I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them." Your prayers for Funny Easter Quotes and Jokes are answered.
Get 'em back with a laugh attack! Great practical joke ideas for the office, dates, weddings, spouses, and more. Hilarious pranks for harmless laughs.
Walk up to someone at work and whisper, "They know!" Harmless and hilarious great April Fools jokes that will leave 'em laughing. It's cool to fool!
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