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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." Quotes about books, clever to comical. Fun to read at any speed, guaranteed.
"I hope someday to write something worth plagiarizing." Funny quotes about writing, writers, and the whole wacky world of words.
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"Sincerity is the key to dating - if you can fake that, you've got it made." Funny dating jokes that will hook you up with some hot laughs.
"DATING TIP: Never reveal how many cats you have." Dating quotes from the funniest folks online. Check these out if you're single & want to mingle.
"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
"Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.
"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
"I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.
"Graduation: a ritual where they award you a diploma, in hopes that you have learned enough to be able to read it." Funny graduation sayings to keep you in the humor zone.
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