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"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes." Funny voting quotes and funny election quotes: elect to keep smiling!
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." Republican Jokes: laugh your way to the voting booth.
"It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" Funny Ronald Reagan quotes that favor the flavor of his self-deprecating wit.
"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing." Jesus Jokes are popular with everybody except Puritans and Spanish Inquisitors.
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"My advice for a 21-year-old: Don’t drink and vote." 21st birthday jokes, for that special rite of passage when the child becomes an adult in body and in....sometimes not much else.
"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
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