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Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

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Jokes Of The Day, #2

Jokes Of The Day, #2

Pie For Dessert

A young farm couple and their 5-year-old daughter invited a neighboring couple over for dinner. After the roast chicken, potatoes and green beans, the young daughter was asked to help serve dessert.

She brought a large slice of peach pie from the kitchen to the dining room and placed it in from of her father, who then passed it on to the wife of their neighboring couple.

Then the daughter brought another large piece of peach pie from the kitchen, and again set it in front of her father. He passed it on to the neighboring husband.

The daughter watched this quietly then said, “It’s no use, Daddy. Mommy cut all the pieces the same size.”


Funny Saying Of The Day

Funny Saying Of The Day


Jokes Of The Day, #3

Jokes Of The Day, #3

Hotel Password

I was staying at a nice hotel in Chicago. The coffee shop was supposed to have a good view, so I took my laptop up there to get some work done.

I asked the barista, “What’s your wifi password?”

He said, “Gotta buy a drink first."

I said, “Okay, I’ll have a latte. Big one. No sugar. How much is that?”

He said, “$7.50 plus tax and a 19% service charge.”

I said, “Fine. Put it on my room, number 212. So what’s the wifi password?”

He said, “gottabuyadrinkfirst. All lowercase, no spaces.”



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Funny Comeback Of The Day

Funny Comeback Of The Day

Interviewer to Dolly Parton:
"How long does it take you to have your hair done?"

Dolly Parton:
"I don't know. I'm not there when my hair is done."


Funny Quote Of The Day

Funny Quote Of The Day

Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
- Desmond Morris


Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen


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