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Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #2

Relationship Advice

     Compliment her,
     cuddle her,
     kiss her,
     caress her,
     love her,
     stroke her,
     tease her,
     comfort her,
     protect her,
     hug her,
     hold her,
     spend money on her,
     wine & dine her,
     buy things for her,
     lister to her,
     care for her,
     stand by her,
     support her,
     go to the ends of the earth for her...

     Show up naked.
     Bring beer.

Funny Saying Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day, #3


After a long, difficult operation, Alice ended up in a coma. Despite their best efforts, the surgeons could not wake her.

When her husband Dave came to the intensive care unit to see her, they gave him the bad news.

"We haven’t been able to bring her to consciousness. I’m afraid it doesn't look good,” the doctor said to Dave, in an apologetic tone.

Dave looked at Alice and in a trembling voice said, "But Doc, she's so young. She's only 46.”

"38" came the weak reply from Alice.

Funny Comeback Of The Day

Reporter to Shaquille O'Neal after his return from Greece:  
"Did you visit the Parthenon?"  

Shaquille O'Neal:
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to."

Funny Quote Of The Day

“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”
-Will Rogers

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
- Groucho Marx

Funny Jokes Of The Day #4:


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