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Pop Quiz
Little Johnny’s teacher saw his attention wandering and decided to shake him up. She said, “Johnny, if the United States has 300 million people, and milk is $3 a quart, then how old will I be next year?”
Johnny said, “30.”
The teacher said, “Well, that’s actually pretty close. How did you calculate that?”
Johnny said, “Easy. My sister’s 15 and she’s only half crazy.”
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Jokes Of The Day, #3
Flight Flutter
Halfway through the flight the plane started bucking and rocking side to side from air turbulence.
Finally, after a few minutes of calmer air, the flight attendants offered free drinks to the passengers.
One attendant asked an older lady, "Would you like a complimentary cocktail, ma’am?”
“Absolutely!" she said. “Just give me whatever the pilot's been drinking!”
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Funny Comeback Of The Day
Football commentator to color analyst and former Quarterback Joe Theisman during a broadcast:
“Joe, this quarterback is a football genius.”
Theisman:
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Funny Quote Of The Day
"If there are any of you at the back who cannot hear me, please do not raise your hands because I'm nearsighted."
- W.H. Auden
Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day
"Let me tell you how I prepare for presidential debates. First, I refrain from alcohol for 65 years before the debate."
- Mitt Romney, at the Al Smith dinner
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