Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
the police are British
the mechanics are German
the cooks are French
the lovers are Italian
and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.
the cooks are British
the police are German
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and the whole thing is run by the Italians.
Not exactly appetizing...
A father’s computer freezes up, so he calls in his 15 year old son for help. The son takes a look, clicks a couple of things, and the problem is solved.
The man asks his son, “So what was wrong, anyway?”
The son replies, “No big deal. Just an I.D. Ten T. error.”
The dad says, “I’ve never heard of that. What’s an I.D. Ten T. error?”
The son says, “Write it down, then it’ll make sense.”
The dad writes it out:
Golfer Arnold Palmer, stuck in a sand trap without a shot, to legendary sportswriter Jim Murray:
“You’re always writing about Hogan. What would Hogan do in this situation?”
“Hogan wouldn’t be in this situation.”
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
- Jim Bishop
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
- Dave Barry
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