Cute love sayings about the magic glue that propagates the species. These short clean jokes will give you grins, giggles, and hopefully some perspective.
A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask
yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by
- Ronnie Shakes
When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
- Garrison Keillor
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff
In matters of the heart, the head is often fooled;
in matters of the head, the heart is often overruled.
- Mardy Grothe
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
I've only been in love twice in my life. The first time was with a man. The second time was with this Snickers bar I'm eating for breakfast.
- Absinthe Fairie @absinthe_fairie
A woman can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime
that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong
Falling in love is the best drug there is. But they never tell you about the side effects.
- Greg Tamblyn
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
My favorite sense of touch is yours.
- Poppy @poppy_daydreams
They say you’re in love when you want to spend all your time with someone. Apparently I’m in love with my bed.
- Mizgin @OfficialMizGin
Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
- Albert Einstein
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
- Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained.
- Robert Graves
Love is a sport in which the hunter must contrive to have the quarry in pursuit.
- Alphonse Karr
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
- Alphonse Karr
When a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
- Agatha Christie
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
- Agatha Christie
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Behan
Love is the soy sauce on the chop suey of life.
- Wally Phillips
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
- James Dewar
Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery
Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don’t know each other.
- Somerset Maugham
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
- Douglass Jerrold
Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult.
- David Frost
Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.
- Morey Amsterdam
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charles M. Schulz
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain
If you love someone, set them free. Change addresses. Get a dog. And live happily ever after.
- Ham on Wry @HeyZeus666
Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
- Willie Nelson
You can tell how much I love you by the number of times I drive past your house in a day
- bombsy @bombsydoll
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
- Pearl Bailey
A girl once broke up with me by saying: “My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me so I broke up with him, is now sick and possibly dying and wants me back, and I can’t say no.”
I’m going to make that into a country song and get rich.
I have a wife I love very much when it is her turn to be loved on the love schedule which we have neatly posted on the refrigerator.
- Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt
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True love doesn't have an ending.
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