Cute love sayings about the magic glue that propagates the species. These short clean jokes will give you grins, giggles, and hopefully some perspective.

Funny Quotations:
"Love," Group 1

A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?”
- Ronnie Shakes

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
- Garrison Keillor

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

In matters of the heart, the head is often fooled;
in matters of the head, the heart is often overruled.
- Mardy Grothe

Cute Love Sayings
Group 2

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

I've only been in love twice in my life. The first time was with a man. The second time was with this Snickers bar I'm eating for breakfast.
- Absinthe Fairie ‏@absinthe_fairie

A woman can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
- Cher

Falling in love is the best drug there is. But they never tell you about the side effects.
- Greg Tamblyn

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
- Anonymous

My favorite sense of touch is yours.
- Poppy ‏@poppy_daydreams

They say you’re in love when you want to spend all your time with someone. Apparently I’m in love with my bed.
- Mizgin ‏@OfficialMizGin

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Cute Love Sayings
Group 3

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
- Albert Einstein

Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
- Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained.
- Robert Graves

Love is a sport in which the hunter must contrive to have the quarry in pursuit.
- Alphonse Karr

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
- Alphonse Karr

When a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
- Agatha Christie

Cute Love Sayings
Group 4

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
- Agatha Christie

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Behan

Love is the soy sauce on the chop suey of life.
- Wally Phillips

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
- James Dewar

Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery 

Short Clean Jokes:
"Love" Group 5

Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don’t know each other.
- Somerset Maugham

Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
- Douglass Jerrold

Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult.
- David Frost

Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.
- Morey Amsterdam

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charles M. Schulz

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

Cute Love Sayings
Group 6

If you love someone, set them free. Change addresses. Get a dog. And live happily ever after.
- Ham on Wry ‏@HeyZeus666

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
- Willie Nelson

You can tell how much I love you by the number of times I drive past your house in a day
- bombsy ‏@bombsydoll

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
- Pearl Bailey

A girl once broke up with me by saying: “My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me so I broke up with him, is now sick and possibly dying and wants me back, and I can’t say no.”
I’m going to make that into a country song and get rich.
Greg Tamblyn

I have a wife I love very much when it is her turn to be loved on the love schedule which we have neatly posted on the refrigerator.
- Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt

True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending.
- Anonymous

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