T Shirts With Funny Sayings:
Wearable Humor

T shirts with funny sayings. Make a statement. Get a laugh. Wear some funny words and liven up your world. Sport any of these hilarious quotations, short clean jokes, and other funny stuff that fits. Humor your friends.

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T Shirts With Funny Sayings:
Group 1

Without a plan, nothing can go wrong.

Will diet for food

I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.

Gravity . . . It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law.

On a passing motorcyclist:
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

Don’t believe everything you think.

T Shirts With Funny Sayings:
Group 2

Ask me about my Narcissism

Midwives help people out

I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality you can’t handle.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Group 3:

Subl(imawesome)inal

In Dog Years, I'm Dead

It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Life is too short to wear tight shoes

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Group 4:

National Sarcasm Society... Like We Need Your Support

Old Pro . . . Often Wrong . . . Never in Doubt

Always remember: you are unique, just like everyone else

Veni, Vidi, Visa:   I Came, I Saw, I Shopped

Easily Distracted by bright shiny objects

IRS --- Be Audit You Can Be

Group 5:

I’m Not Trying to be Difficult – it comes naturally

I'd Give My Right Arm to be Ambidextrous

My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

Marketing: helping people buy useless crap for centuries

If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen

AAAA The Anti-Acronym Association of America

Group 6

I'm not a gynecologist...
...but I'll take a look.

Born Free
Now I’m expensive

I’m not smart but I can lift heavy things

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

INCORRIGIBLE.
Encourage at your own risk.

Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think For Food

Group 7

D.A.D.D. 
Dads Against Daughters Dating

This is the oldest I’ve ever been

Often Imitated, Never Duplicated.

Down with zippers!

Give Me My Damn Senior Discount

First Things First
(but not necessarily in that order)

FUNNY T-SHIRT SAYINGS
Group 8

Mess with me you mess with the whole trailer park.

Will Improv For Food

I ALWAYS LOOK THIS GOOD!

World's Okayest Brother

The past, the present
and the future
walked into a bar.
It was tense.

I HAVE TOO MANY GUITARS
(Said no one ever)

Group 9

You are the gin to my tonic

I love boys they're stupid

This whiskey tastes like
I'm not going to work tomorrow

Careful or you'll end up in my novel

My grandkids are cuter than yours

It's called thinking.
You should try it sometime.

Group 10

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN-
DAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS

It's not me.
It's you.

I do know it all...
I just can't remember it all at once.

Black Thighs Matter

Classy, Sassy,
and a little Smart Assy

I'm multi-talented.
I can talk and annoy you at the same time!

Group 11

COFFEE keeps me going
until it's time for WINE.

Warrior, Not Worrier
Life Is Good

It's usually the nuts
that change the world.

GOD IS A BLACK WOMAN

I came to break hearts

CLASSY
But I cuss a little.

Group 12

That nap isn't going to take itself...

I don't like jail,
They got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Genius by birth.
Slacker by choice.

How much whine
Would a wine drinker whine
If a wine drinker
Couldn't drink wine?

Dogs make me happy.
Humans not so much.

I'm not lazy.
I'm physically conservative.

Group 13

Paintball is like Love.
Sometimes it hurts.

Age and treachery
will triumph
over youth and skill.

BITE ME.
My mom's a vet tech.

I can explain it to you
But I can't understand it for you

I may not be right
but I'm never wrong

DAD
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

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