T shirts with funny sayings. Make a statement. Get a laugh. Wear some funny words and liven up your world. Sport any of these hilarious quotations, short clean jokes, and other funny stuff that fits. Humor your friends.

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T Shirts With Funny Sayings:
Group 1

Without a plan, nothing can go wrong.

Will diet for food

I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.

Gravity . . . It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law.

(On a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

Don’t believe everything you think.

T Shirts With Funny Sayings:
Group 2

Ask me about my Narcissism

Midwives help people out

I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality you can’t handle.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Group 3:

Subl(imawesome)inal

In Dog Years, I'm Dead

It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Life is too short to wear tight shoes

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Group 4:

National Sarcasm Society... Like We Need Your Support

Old Pro . . . Often Wrong . . . Never in Doubt

Always remember: you are unique, just like everyone else

Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping

Easily Distracted by bright shiny objects

IRS --- Be Audit You Can Be

Group 5:

I’m Not Trying to be Difficult – it comes naturally

I'd Give My Right Arm to be Ambidextrous

My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

Marketing: helping people buy useless crap for centuries

If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen

AAAA The Anti-Acronym Association of America

Group 6

I'm not a gynecologist...
...but I'll take a look.

Born Free
Now I’m expensive

I’m not smart but I can lift heavy things

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

INCORRIGIBLE.
Encourage at your own risk.

Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think For Food

Group 7

D.A.D.D. 
Dads Against Daughters Dating

This is the oldest I’ve ever been

Often Imitated, Never Duplicated.

Down with zippers!

Give Me My Damn Senior Discount

First Things First
(but not necessarily in that order)

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