T shirts with funny sayings. Make a statement. Get a laugh. Wear some funny words and liven up your world. Sport any of these hilarious quotations, short clean jokes, and other funny stuff that fits. Humor your friends.
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Without a plan, nothing can go wrong.
Will diet for food
I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.
Gravity . . . It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law.
(On a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
Don’t believe everything you think.
Ask me about my Narcissism
Midwives help people out
I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality you can’t handle.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Life is too short to wear tight shoes
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National Sarcasm Society... Like We Need Your Support
Old Pro . . . Often Wrong . . . Never in Doubt
Always remember: you are unique, just like everyone else
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping
Easily Distracted by bright shiny objects
IRS --- Be Audit You Can Be
I’m Not Trying to be Difficult – it comes naturally
I'd Give My Right Arm to be Ambidextrous
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
Marketing: helping people buy useless crap for centuries
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
AAAA The Anti-Acronym Association of America
I'm not a gynecologist...
...but I'll take a look.
Now I’m expensive
I’m not smart but I can lift heavy things
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Encourage at your own risk.
Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think For Food
Dads Against Daughters Dating
This is the oldest I’ve ever been
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated.
Down with zippers!
Give Me My Damn Senior Discount
First Things First
(but not necessarily in that order)