Can you dance neat and talk sweet at the same time? These funny dance quotes will keep you light on your toes and fast on your feet. Groovin' and movin' with wit and style.
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Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
- Ginger Rogers
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
- Lewis Grizzard
My mom took up belly dancing. In order to make it seem like she was moving, my father and I had to jiggle the furniture in back of her.
- Rita Rudner
Dogbert's Motto: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
- Scott Adams
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
- Dorothy Parker
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
- George Bernard Shaw
I’ve heard women say they can judge how a guy will be in bed by how he
dances. I hope that’s not true. Because I come from rednecks, and my
people invented square dancing, which means we’re so bad at it we have
to have someone tell us what to do while we’re doing it.
- Steve Neal
My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
- Stephen Wright
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
- Christopher Morley
Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.
- Twyla Tharp
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
- P.J. O’Rourke
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure.
- Fran Liebowitz
Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, 'In my mother's womb, probably as a result of the oysters and champagne.'
- Isadora Duncan
Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.
- Milan Kundera
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
- Craig Ferguson
If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
- George Carlin
If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- George Bernard Shaw
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
- Erma Bombeck
It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.
- Tom Waits
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
- Arnold Bax
For an Irishman, talking is a dance.
- Deborah Love
Love teaches even asses to dance.
- French Proverb
No one dances sober, unless he is insane.
I don't make love by kissing, I make love by dancing.
- Fred Astaire
Dancing is poetry with arms and legs.
- Charles Baudelaire
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.
- James Brown
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
- Vicki Baum
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
- Edwin Denby
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Dave Barry
Funny Dance Quotes, Group 5
Remember back when everyone was disco dancing and then I did it and that was the end of that?
- Just Bill @WilliamAder
A group of white people dancing at a wedding is called a 'disaster.'
- Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
You can teach an elephant to dance, but the likelihood of its stepping on your toes is very high.
- Gary Moss
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
- Barry Humphries
If no one offers me epilepsy medication after I'm done on the dance floor, then I consider it a victory.
- Chocolate Moose @moose_chocolate
Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters.
- Czech proverb