Cute Life Quotes

Cute Life Quotes

Cute life quotes about the big adventure between birth and death. It feels like a marathon, and winds up being a little dash between two dates on your tombstone. Funny quotations and short clean jokes to help you stockpile some smiles and laugh while you're here.



Funny Quotations:
"Life"
Group 1

Photo: scuba diver in bathtub with flag. Caption: Life keeps reminding me I have no idea what I'm doing.
Photo: scuba diver in bathtub with flag. Caption: Life keeps reminding me I have no idea what I'm doing.

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute - only the last couple seconds are fatal, but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
- Ogden Nash

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz


Cute Life Quotes,
Group 2

I want to learn to live in the moment … just not this moment. Some other moment. Like a moment on the beach.
- Betsy Streeter

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
- Quentin Crisp

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
- Sholem Aleichem

Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately, they're from IKEA.
- Glass Half Empty ‏@GlassHalfEmpty_

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
- Joseph Heller, Catch 22

Life is an extraordinary adventure. If only it would start already.
- Larry Carlat


Short Clean Jokes: "Life" Group 3

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
- Jimmy Buffett

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- Dave Barry

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
- Bill Watterson

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- Robert Orben

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
- Zora Neale Hurston




Cute Life Quotes
Group 4

When people ask my age I love telling them, "I'm as old as God and as young as this instant!"
- Rev. Joyce Fisher Pierce

Life is the greatest bargain; we get it for nothing.
- Yiddish Proverb

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
- Bill Watterson

Any day on this side of the flower bed is a good day.
- Maxine (Crabby Road by Hallmark)

If life knocks you down seven times, stay down, for God’s sake! Life is obviously trying to tell you something. Take a hint. Go see what’s on TV.
- Ira Bloom


Photo: White dog being made to smile by two human hands. Caption: Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Photo: White dog being made to smile by two human hands. Caption: Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.


Cute Life Quotes
Group 5

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
- Charles M. Schulz

One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead

When everything in life seems uncertain, take comfort in knowing gravity works every time.
- Betsy Streeter

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what happens next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
- Stephen Colbert

“You only live once” is also an equally compelling reason NOT to do something.
- Ruminations.com


Cute Life Quotes
Group 6

If you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living.
- Mel Brooks

Sliding down the bannister of life can be fun, as long as the splinters are pointed the other way.
- Anonymous

To be happy in life, you must be able to take a joke. And if you can leave a few, that's even better.
- Swami Beyondananda (Steve Bhaerman)

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

When you climb life’s ladder, make sure you placed it on the right wall.
- Unknown Author


Cute Life Quotes
Group 7

Life’s a dance, but the band takes a lot of breaks.
- Greg Tamblyn

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.
- Gene Fowler

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
- Scott Adams

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
- Jason Love ‏@jasonlovetwit


Life is a shipwreck, but we must remember to sing in the lifeboats.
- Voltaire
Life is a shipwreck, but we must remember to sing in the lifeboats.
- Voltaire


Cute Life Quotes
Group 8

All of life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Things have become awfully complex ... no wonder so many people are suffering from complexes!
- Swami Beyondananda (Steve Bhaerman)

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
- Danny Kaye

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
- Bill Vaughan

If I got to spend my life sleeping as much as my cat, I’d purr too.
- Melanie White


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