https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/ 2025-03-06T23:21:19.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Men-to-the-left-because-women-min-tiny.jpg Men to the Left Because Women are always right! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dance-first-think-later-min-tiny.jpg Dance first think later. It is the natural order. - Samuel Beckett https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-at-first-you-dont-succeed-try-doing-it-min-tiny.jpg Sign: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/21st-birthday-jokes.html 2023-08-21T18:53:14.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Sophie21_2.jpg 21 year old woman holding ice cream cone and beer, with poem: "Twenty-one, if truth be known, is partly young, and partly grown." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/30th-birthday-jokes.html 2023-01-02T02:04:34.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Youre-Not-Really-30-tiny.png Funny image that reads: "You're not really 30. You're 18 with 12 years of experience!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ogden_Nash_Miranda_30_mini.png Banner that reads: "Miranda in Miranda's sight Is old and gray and dirty. Twenty-nine she was last night, This morning she is thirty." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-First-30-Years-Of-Childhood-tiny.png 30th Birthday Jokes: Funny banner that reads: "The first thirty years of childhood are always the hardest." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/60th-birthday-jokes.html 2023-11-25T16:33:12.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-60-Your-Favorite-Classic-Rock-tiny.png 60th Birthday Jokes: Funny Banner that reads: "At 60, your favorite classic rock is now elevator music." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Now-That-Youre-60-AARP-tiny.png Funny banner that reads: "Now that you're 60, get ready to be stalked by AARP." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Being-60-Means-Never-Trust-Fart-tiny.png Funny Banner that reads: "Being 60 means you can never totally, completely trust a fart." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/65th-birthday-jokes.html 2023-01-02T02:14:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/65th_Retirement_Plan.jpg 65th Birthday Jokes: Image is a roll of toilet paper made out of US one dollar bills. Caption: "Happy 65th Birthday! Here's your retirement plan." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-65-You-Can-Go_mini-tiny.jpg Funny banner that reads "At 65 you can go to antique shops and visit your old furniture." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/80th-birthday-jokes.html 2023-11-26T19:37:35.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Cataract_Surgery_Cap_mini.jpg Photo of doctor and patient in hospital just after surgery. Caption: "The best part of cataract surgery: Getting to wear a cap like your doctor." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Older-People-Shouldnt-Eat-Health-Foods-tiny.png 80th birthday jokes funny banner that reads: "Older people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/american-football-jokes.html 2023-05-04T15:46:23.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/A-Kansas-Packers-Fan_mini-tiny.jpg Image of back end of jeep with "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper sticker, and Kansas license plate that says "CHEEZHD." Caption: "A Kansas Packers fan?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Great-Names-In-College-min-tiny.jpg Image: Great Names in College Football: Charleston Rambo, Pooka Williams,Hasan Defense, DiCaprio Bootle,Legend Brumbaugh, Tuf Borland, Lil'Jordan Humphrey,Rocky Lombardi, Jet Toner, Gentle Williams. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Three_Football_Games_mini.jpg American Football Jokes: Image of large football with Erma Bombeck quote: "If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/anniversary-jokes.html 2021-04-22T02:19:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dont-Be-A-Pig-With-The-Turkey-tiny.jpg B/W Picture of man and woman at dinner table, and man eating giant turkey leg. Caption: "Don't be a pig with the turkey." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fun_Size_Candy_Bars_tiny.png Funny banner with caption: "Fun-size" candy bars are smaller than some of the pills in my medicine cabinet. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Happy-Harmonukkah-tiny.jpg Photo of harmonica on a stand with nine flames coming out of the nine holes and caption: Happy Harmonukkah! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Drug-Stores-Understand-Life-tiny.png Anniversary jokes: Funny banner that reads, "Drug Stores understand life. That's why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/april-fool-jokes.html 2024-03-21T15:35:35.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dog-In-High-Chair-min.jpg Photo of dog in high chair for an Ikea prank. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Penguins-Flying.jpg April Fool Jokes: Image of doctored photo of penguins flying. (Penguins don't fly!) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/april-fool-pranks.html 2024-03-21T15:37:29.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Taco_Liberty_Bell_mini.jpg April fool pranks: The Liberty Bell with caption: "The New Taco Liberty Bell. Think outside the bun." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dick_Smith_Iceberg.jpg Photo of the famous Dick Smith floating Iceberg in Sydney Harbor. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/baseball-jokes.html 2022-07-01T15:30:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Salvy-Cain-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Photo of Sal Perez and Lorenzo Cain. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-First-Ever-Night-Game-tiny.png Banner with caption: "The first-ever night game at Wrigley Field was rained out. God, they say, was crying." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fastball_Past_Buck_Leonard_mini.jpg Banner with caption: "Trying to sneak a fastball by Buck Leonard was like trying to sneak the sun past a rooster." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/There-Are-Two-Theories-On-Hitting-tiny.png Banner with quote: "There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works." - Charlie Lau https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Steinbrenner_Heart_Attack_mini.jpg Baseball Jokes: Photo of George Steinbrenner with caption: "I will never have a heart attack. I give them." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/best-christmas-jokes.html 2022-12-06T17:31:11.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Am-Not-Paid-Enough_mini.jpg Best Christmas Jokes: Photo of girl in Santa hat looking skyward with caption: "I am not paid enough to watch my boss wearing elf tights." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Have-You-Been-Good-2-mini.jpg Image of girl on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "Have you been good?" She replies, "Very good. (At causing trouble...)" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Reindeer-Football-Blitzen-tiny.png Banner with Funny Christmas Saying: "Which one of Santa's reindeer is best at football? Blitzen." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/best-short-jokes-ever.html 2021-04-13T03:34:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/HIM-I-Was-A-Fool-When-tiny.png Best short jokes ever: Banner with funny joke: HIM: I was a fool when I married you. HER: I know, but I was in love and I didn't notice. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Prosecutor-Your-Honor-This-Woman-tiny.jpg Photo of woman standing in court. Caption: "Your honor, this woman is accused of assaulting a man with two of his own guitars." "First Offender?" "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Red_Buttons_Groin_Unprotected.png Photo of Red Buttons. Caption: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/birthday-quotes.html 2021-05-03T15:38:36.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dave_Barry_Immature_mini.jpg Photo of Dave Barry with quote by him: "You're only young once, but you can always be immature." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Smile-Its-Your-Birthday-Dog_mini-tiny.jpg Picture of a man holding a dog's face into a smile. Caption: "Smile! It's your birthday!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Age-Is-A-Relative-Term-1-min-tiny.jpg Birthday Quotes: funny quote by Melanie White: "Age is a relative term. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/bitchy-quotes.html 2021-04-16T19:56:44.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mark_Twain_Funeral_mini.jpg Banner with Mark Twain image and quote: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Worship-The-Quicksand.png Bitchy Quotes: Banner with Art Buchwald quote: "I worship the quicksand he walks in." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-All-The-Ladies-Were-Laid-tiny.png Banner with quote by Dorothy Parker on the Harvard Prom: "If all the ladies were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/boss-jokes.html 2021-04-16T20:38:48.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Groucho_Boss_Leaves_Early_mini.jpg Banner with funny photo and quote from Groucho Marx: "No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Boss-Email-tiny.png Banner with exchange: "Boss' email: Hi I know I keep hassling you but I really need that report, like yesterday!" My response: "Unsubscribe." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Workplace-Strategies-For-Bosses-tiny.png Boss Jokes: banner with funny advice. "Workplace Strategies for Bosses: When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/canadian-jokes.html 2021-04-18T16:31:35.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Canadian-School-Sports_mini-tiny.jpg Picture of a little girl ice-fishing with caption: "Canadian School Sports" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Canada-Loonie_mini-tiny.jpg Canadian Jokes: Front / back view of Canadian coin, Queen Elizabeth on front, a loon on back. Caption: "O Canada! Gotta love a country that puts Queen Elizabeth on a coin and calls it a Loonie." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Welkome-To-Canada_mini-tiny.jpg Cartoon of smiling moose with caption spelled this way: "Welkome to Canada!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Canada-Is-A-Country_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of man with hockey stick and small child on ice. Caption: "Canada's main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain." - Pierre Trudeau https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Canadian-Water-Skiing_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of a man water skiing on river, being pulled by dogsled team on land. Caption: "Canadian Water Skiing." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mt-Rushmore-From-The-Canadian-Side-tiny.jpg Photo of 4 men's bottoms and legs appeared to be carved in stone. Caption: Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/christmas-humor-quotes.html 2022-12-07T05:17:50.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/There-Is-Only-One-Fruitcake-min-tiny.jpg Christmas Humor Quotes: Image of a fruitcake with caption, "There Is Only One Fruitcake in the world. It just keep getting passed from house to house." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Note-From-Santa.jpg Note From Santa: I am writing this note to inform you that inflation has taken away The things I hold most essential: my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh. Now I'm making my rounds on a donkey; He's old, and ornery and slow. So if you don't see me at Christmas, I'm out on my ass in the snow. - Unknown Author https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Does-Santa-Call-His-Helpers-min-tiny.jpg Banner with Christmas Humor quote: What Does Santa Call His Helpers? Subordinate Clauses https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/christmas-one-liners.html 2022-12-07T18:28:44.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Is-A-Life-Insurance-Policy-min-tiny.jpg Funny image of kid with thought bubble that says, "Is a life insurance policy a bad holiday gift? Be honest." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Santa-Has-It-Great_mini-tiny.jpg Image of Santa pulling huge bag with quote: "Santa Has It Great. I buy all the toys, he gets all the credit." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Shirley_Temple_Santa_tiny.png Photo of Shirley Temple Black and her quote: "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Holiday-Lights-Should-Be-Festive-min-tiny.jpg Christmas One-Liners: "Holiday Lights Should Be Festive while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land." - Smug Lemur https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/christmas-party-jokes-games.html 2022-12-07T18:29:35.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/There-Is-Only-One-Fruitcake-min-tiny.jpg Christmas Party Jokes Games: Photo of fruitcake with funny quote: "There Is Only One Fruitcake in the world. It just keeps getting passed from house to house." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/cookie.jpg ChImage of two guys playing the game "Face The Cookie."ristmas Party Jokes Games: https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/clean-blonde-jokes.html 2023-01-02T02:31:51.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/She-Is-So-Blonde-tiny.png She is so blonde, she thinks she can't listen to her AM radio at night, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company, she thinks TGIF on her t-shirt means "This Goes In Front." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Do-You-Call-A-Smart-Blonde-mini-tiny.jpg Photo of a golden retriever, caption: "what do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-Blondes-Have-More-Fun-tiny.jpg Photo of a woman with a fish in her mouth, caption: "When blondes have more fun, do they know it?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-Not-That-Blondes-Have-More-Fun-tiny-mini.jpg Clean blonde jokes: Picture of a yellow egg and a daisy, with caption: "it's not that blondes have more fun, it's that they're more easily amused." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/clean-christmas-jokes.html 2021-05-10T02:25:26.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Howler-Monkeys-Caroling_mini-tiny.jpg Clean Christmas Jokes: Photo of 6 howler monkeys sitting tightly together on a rope. Caption: HOWLER MONEYS CAROLING https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Firmly-Believe-That-Hanukkah-min-tiny.jpg Image of snowman on beach, with William Ader quote: "I firmly believe that Hanukkah, Chanukah, Hannukah, Chanuka, have been as popular as Christmas if they had settled on one spelling." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Oliver_W_Holmes_Clever_Food_tiny.png Photo of Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. with quote: "In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the little ones cry and the older ones nervous." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/clean-funny-jokes.html 2021-05-10T02:58:56.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Agnostic_Dyslexic_tiny.png Clean funny jokes: "What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Do-You-Call-Someone-Who-Speaks-tiny.png What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? American. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/clean-funny-senior-citizen-jokes.html 2021-05-10T03:12:31.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Will_Rogers_Youth.jpg Clean funny senior citizen jokes: "When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra." - Will Rogers https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Apparently-You-Have-To-Eat-tiny.png Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair. I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/clean-short-funny-jokes.html 2021-07-29T19:25:47.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Wonder-If-Clouds-Ever-Look-Down-tiny.png Clean short funny jokes: I wonder if clouds ever look down and say, "Look, that one is shaped like an idiot." My super power is keeping junk for years and trashing it a week before I need it. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-You-See-Is-What-You-Get-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/My-New-Bed-min-tiny.jpg Picture of cat curled up in sink, with caption: "My New Bed. Where the dog can't bother me. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cool-quotes.html 2021-08-11T17:51:32.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Goal-Of-All-Inanimate-tiny.png Banner quote by Russell Baker: "The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Where_Theres_A_Will_tiny.png Banner caption: "Where there's a will, I want to be in it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Funny-And-Inspirational-Cool.jpg Cool Quotes: Picture of thoughtful boy with thought bubble, caption: "Funny AND Inspirational? Cool!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-Must-Pay-For-Your-Sins-tiny.png Cool Quotes: banner with funny caption by Sam Levenson: "You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cute-life-quotes.html 2021-08-12T16:19:27.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Life-Is-A-Shipwreck-tiny.png "Life is a shipwreck, but we must remember to sing in the lifeboats." - Voltaire https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Life-Is-Like-A-Dogsled-mini-tiny.jpg Photo: White dog being made to smile by two human hands. Caption: "Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Life-Keeps-Reminding-Me-mini-tiny.jpg Cute Life Quotes: Photo of scuba diver in bathtub with flag. Caption: "Life keeps reminding me I have no idea what I'm doing." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cute-love-sayings.html 2023-01-14T16:59:41.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Love_Never_Say_Sorry_Waffle_tiny.png Cute Love Saying: "Love means never having to say I'm sorry I ate your waffle." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Lord-I-Wonder-What-Fool.jpg Photo: Mouse whispering in reclining cat's ear. Caption: "Lord I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!" - (Jonathan Swift) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-Not-Love-If-You-Can-mini-tiny.jpg Photo: two giraffes with a yellow daisy in each mouth against a clear blue sky. Caption: "It's not love if you can still think." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cute-quotes-and-sayings.html 2019-12-02T06:17:42.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/For-One-Dollar-Llama_mini-1-1.jpg Photo: Peruvian child looking proudly at pet alpaca. Caption: For one dollar you can pet my llama. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/First-Day-At-School-tiny.png After his first day of school, a boy comes home to find his mom in the kitchen. "She asks, "What did they teach you in school today?" He says, "Not enough. They say I have to go back tomorrow." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/cute-quotes.html 2019-12-02T06:20:28.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Martin_Mull_Bowling_Alley_tiny.png Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-The-World-Really-Needs-tiny.png What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. - Pearl Bailey https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/dad-jokes.html 2023-06-12T14:53:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/A_Father_Is_A_Banker-tiny.png Banner with French Proverb: "A Father Is A Banker Provided By Nature" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-First-Step-To-Understanding_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of grumpy-looking man with quote by Melanie White: "The first step to understanding a father is decoding his grunts." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dad-The-Team-Feels-mini-tiny.jpg Cartoon: dad in easy chair surrounded by son and 7 dogs. The boy says, "Dad, the team feels your feeding leadership is lacking." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/My-Father-Had-Profound-Influence_mini-tiny.jpg Dad Jokes: Funny photo of man in suit and tie swimming after fish underwater, Spike Milligan quote: "My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dad-The-Man-The-Myth-min-tiny.jpg Photo of man wearing t-shirt that says: "Dad, The Man, The Myth, The Legend." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/dating-quotes.html 2023-01-08T19:11:29.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Women-Getting-Ready-tiny.png Banner with dating quote: "Women getting ready to go out should be an Olympic sport." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg "Analog Brain In A Digital World" by Greg Tamblyn, CD Cover. Includes image of cell phone screen watching Greg talking on 100 year old wall phone. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Only-Date-To-Remind-Myself-tiny.jpg Photo of intense brunette woman pointing finger for emphasis. Caption: "I only date to remind myself why I'm not married." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Im-Not-A-Doctor-mini-tiny.jpg Dating Quotes: Photo of sexy female wearing stethoscope. Caption: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/donald-trump-jokes.html 2022-11-04T17:19:31.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Trump-Catapult-Immigrant_mini-tiny.jpg Profile of person in a sombrero sitting on a catapult https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/McDonalds-That-Way-i-Think.jpg Donald Trump Jokes: Photo showing Barack and Michele Obama giving Trump and Melania directions to McDonalds. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Let-He-Who-Hasnt-Rawdogged_mini_tiny.jpg Chalkboard outdoor sign that says: Let he who hasn't raw-dogged a porn star after the birth of his 5th child with his 3rd wife cast the first stone." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Tiny-Hands-Tiny-Brain_mini_tiny.jpg X-ray of Trump's head with caption: tiny hands...tiny brain. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Trump-Hugs-Flag_mini-tiny.jpg Trump hugging American Flag with weird smile on his face. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/engineer-jokes.html 2019-06-06T21:18:46.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-Does-A-Person-Decide-To-tiny.png When does a person decide to become an engineer? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to become an undertaker. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Engineer-Conversion-Factors-tiny.png Engineers' Conversion Factors: 1. Ratio of an igloo's diameter to its circumference = Eskimo Pi 2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Days-After-A-Successful-Landing-tiny.png Days after a successful landing on Mars, engineers at NASA are still trying to land at least one high five. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/engineering-jokes.html 2019-06-06T21:41:47.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-Might-Be-An-Engineer-If.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Whats-The-Difference-Between-Mechanical-tiny.png What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/extremely-funny-jokes.html 2019-12-05T07:35:09.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Buy-A-Car-And-Get-min-tiny.jpg Photo: car salesman in front of car lot, salesman has hair styled upward into a point. Caption: Buy a car and get a free hairstyle! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fourth-Grader-Skips-School-min-tiny.jpg Photo: Wrigley Field. Headline: Fourth-Grader Skips School For Cubs Game, Runs Into Principal At Wrigley Field. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/fathers-day-jokes.html 2023-06-12T14:39:50.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Remember-What-Dad-Really-Wants_mini.jpg Young tyke with boxing gloves standing over a grown man lying prone on the ground. Caption is a quotation from Dave Barry: "Remember, what Dad really wants is a nap. Really" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fathers-Day-Decorations_mini-tiny.jpg Fathers Day Jokes: A collection of neckties hung like Christmas stockings from a fireplace mantelpiece. Caption: "The Fathers Day Decorations Are Up!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-Is-Fathers-Day_mini-tiny.jpg Funny photo: One gorilla asks another, "Dad, when is Father's Day?" The other one thinks to himself, "Nine months before Mothers Day." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Family-Tradition-On-Fathers-Day_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of little 2-year-old with boxing gloves standing over dad on the ground, and Dave Barry quote: "Remember, what Dad really wants is a nap. Really." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/favorite-joke-of-the-day.html 2019-05-09T06:03:21.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Past-The-Present-The-Future-min-tiny.jpg T-shirt with this caption: The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Almost-Had-A-Psychic-Girlfriend-tiny.png I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-I-Was-A-Kid-I-Prayed-tiny.png One-liner by Emo Phillips: When I was a kid I prayed to God for a bike. Then I learned God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Gluteus_Maximus_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Went-Into-A-Bookstore-tiny.png One-liner by George Carlin: I went into a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/four-men-on-a-couch.html 2013-03-26T04:32:05.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-40th-birthday-sayings.html 2019-12-02T23:59:53.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/39.95-plus-shipping-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-50th-birthday-quotes.html 2019-12-02T09:34:46.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Looking-50-Is-Great-If-Youre-60-tiny.png Looking 50 is great - if you're 60. - Joan Rivers https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-50-You-Wish-All-Movies-tiny.png At 50 you wish all movies over an hour long would have an intermission. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Youre-Not-50-Youre-5-Perfect-10s-tiny.png You're not 50 - you're five perfect tens! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-50th-birthday-sayings.html 2019-12-02T09:31:37.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ogden_Nash_Unripened_Berry_mini.jpg I'm like a backward berry Unripened on the vine Foe all my friends are fifty And I'm only forty-nine. - Ogden Nash https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-You-Havent-Grown-Up-By-50-tiny.png If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-50-Youre-Still-Hot-tiny.png At 50 you're still hot. But it's mostly in flashes. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-60th-birthday-quotes.html 2023-01-02T02:49:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mark-Twain-Im-Pushing-60-Exercise-tiny.png Photo of Mark Twain with funny quote: "I'm pushing 60. That's enough exercise for me." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-60-Your-Broad-Mind-Narrow-Waist-tiny.png At 60 years old, your broad mind and narrow waist have traded places. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-60-birthday-suit-ironing-tiny.png Funny 60th Birthday Quotes: "At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-adult-jokes.html 2021-02-26T16:57:32.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Logo-Horizontal-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Sex-At-Age-90_mini-tny.jpg Image: cartoon of old man talking. Caption: Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Big-Tonys-Pizza-lg_mini-tiny.jpg Image: Apron with Italian chef holding food. Caption: Big Tony's Pizzeria. If you like my meatballs, you'll love my sausage! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Danny-Christmas-Card_3_mini-tiny.jpg Photo Christmas card. Image: young man in bathtub. Caption: Merry Christmas, our house to your house. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-animal-quotes.html 2019-06-09T02:26:18.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Serengeti-Wildlife-Break_mini-tiny.jpg Photo: colorful sculpture of jungle animals sitting around a table. Caption: Serengeti wildlife taking a break. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Excuse-Me-Your-Birdfeeder_mini-tiny.jpg Photo: t-shirt with drawing of squirrel. Caption: Excuse me, your bird feeder is empty. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Nash-I-Dont-Mind-Eels-tiny.png Ogden Nash Quote: I don't mind eels Except as meals https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-anniversary-quotes.html 2021-08-14T15:38:06.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Louie-And-Louises-25th-tiny.png Louie and Louise's 25th went south when she punched him on the shoulder and said, "That's for 25 years of bad sex!" He punched her on the shoulder and said "That's for knowing the difference!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Ought-To-Be-Done-To-The-Man-mini-tiny.jpg What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. - Mark Twain https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Do-You-Two-Have-In-Common-tiny.png What do you two have in common with swans, wolves, beavers, gibbons, penguins,barn owls, bald eagles, albatrosses,french angelfish, shingleback skinks? You're all animals that mate for life! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-as-hell-sayings.html 2019-12-03T08:29:28.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Twain_Exercise.jpg Photo: Mark Twain head shot. Caption: I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/It-Is-Better-To-Have-Loafed-tiny.png James Thurber Quote: It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Rita_Rudner_Ballet_Class.jpg Photo: Rita Rudner head shot. Caption: I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-baseball-quotes.html 2019-06-09T06:05:25.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Royals-Fans-Always-Waved-tiny.png Royals fans always waved to me. But now they use all their fingers instead of just their middle one. - Rex Hudler https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Steinbrenner_Mona_Lisa_mini.jpg Photo: head shot of George Steinbrenner. Caption: Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Hating-The-Yankees-Is-tiny.png Mike Royko Quote: Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Devil-Calls-God-tiny.png The devil calls God, challenges him to a baseball game. God says he has all the good players, the devil doesn't stand a chance. The devil says, "But I have all the umpires." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Eucker_Knuckleball_mini.jpg Photo: Bob Eucker head shot. Caption: The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-basketball-sayings.html 2019-06-09T06:28:42.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Devonte_Bean_Tacos_mini.jpg Coach with mad expression telling player: What a stink! I told you not to eat the bean tacos. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-OK-Everyone-Loses-min-tiny.jpg Photo showing score between visitor Stanford and home team Kansas: 60-62. Above the score is a photo of a t-shirt with caption: It's OK. Everybody loses here. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Nine-Out-Of-Ten-Schools-tiny.png Nine out of ten schools are cheating. The other one is in last place. - Jerry Tarkanian https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-birthday-card-sayings.html 2019-12-05T07:40:04.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Yesterday-Is-History_mini-tiny.jpg Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery Laughter is the gift That keeps you in the present. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Birthdays-Are-Good-For-You-tiny.png Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-birthday-jokes.html 2019-12-04T08:26:08.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Cake_Is_On_Fire_tiny.png Good news: Your birthday party is a riot! Bad news: Your cake is on fire and the clown is dead. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Maturity-Is-A-High_Price-tiny.png On the other hand, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever. Get more Birthday Jokes at http://JokeQuote.com https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-birthday-phrases.html 2021-10-05T19:32:39.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Few-Women-Admit-Their-Age-tiny.png Banner with funny birthday phrase: "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/How-Old-Would-You-Be-If-min-tiny.jpg Funny birthday phrases: "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?" - Satchel Paige https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bees_In_Your_Pinata_tiny.png "To make your birthday truly unforgettable, we put bees in your pinata!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-birthday-wishes.html 2019-12-03T19:48:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Growing_Up2.jpg Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-You-Blow-Our-The-Candles_mini-tiny.jpg When you blow out your candles, make sure your dentures don't wind up in the cake. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-christmas-card-sayings.html 2022-12-07T18:33:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Just-Want-To-Be-Rich-Enough-tiny.png Banner featuring Quote: "I just want to be rich enough to buy enough ornaments to cover more than one side of the tree." - Charlotte Christmas @jellybnbonanza https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Holiday-Shopping-Tip-min-tiny.jpg Photo of guy wearing Santa hat and devilish grin. Caption: "Holiday Shopping Tip: To save money, buy all your presents in the 'It's the thought that counts' department." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Kris-The-Moose-Loves-Candy_mini-tiny.jpg Image: Cartoon of young reindeer holding candy cane. Caption: "Kris the Moose loves candy. She's a very merry Kris Moose." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Harmannukkah_tiny.png Funny Christmas Card Sayings, Banner with quote: "What do you give a musician for the holidays? A Harmanukkah!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Maybe-Christmas-He-Thought-min-tiny.jpg Cartoon of Santa, an elf, and Grinch with caption: "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-christmas-jokes.html 2022-12-07T18:41:25.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/JPxmasCard.jpg Funny Christmas Jokes: Drawing of a Christmas amusement park with attractions like Elf Toss, Home Movie Theater Vacation Slides, Emotional Roller Coaster, Bumper Sleighs. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Attention-Pet-Lovers-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Christmas Jokes: Photo of dog and cat in Santa hats with caption, "Attention pet lovers: all year long cats have a litter box. Only in December do dogs have a Christmas tree." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-christmas-quotes.html 2022-12-07T18:45:52.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Day-After-Xmas_mini-tiny.jpg Cute photo of smiling reindeer and Santa looking out windows of airplane with caption: "The Day After Christmas..." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Albert_Brooks_xmas_Diabetic_tiny.png Photo of comedian Albert Brooks with quote: "The milk and cookies are still here but the presents are all gone. I've been robbed by a diabetic!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Milk-And-Cookies-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Christmas Quotes: Photo of Santa working out in the gym saying "Milk and Cookies! Milk and Cookies!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-christmas-sayings.html 2022-12-07T18:49:20.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Paying-The-Price-For-All-The_mini-tiny.jpg Picture of Santa working out in a gym with caption: "Paying the price for all the milk and cookies." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Albert_Brooks_Batteries_Dont_Last_tiny.png Photo of Albert Brooks and quote: "We landed a ship on a comet and the batteries didn't last. Is this any different than your first Christmas?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Wheres-An-Elf-When-You-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Christmas Sayings: Photo of Santa dragging huge bag of gifts, and caption: "Where's an elf when you need one?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-christmas-songs.html 2022-12-07T19:21:02.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Saving_CD_Cover_mini.jpg Image of Greg Tamblyn CD cover with title: "Saving The World From Whiny Victim Love Songs" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-dance-quotes.html 2019-12-02T10:01:04.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dancing-Is-A-Perpendicular-min-tiny.jpg Image: stylized drawing of couple doing tango. Quote: Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - George Bernard Shaw https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Groucho_Wives_Dance.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bob_Hope_6_Brothers.jpg Photo: smiling Bob Hope. Caption: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-dating-jokes.html 2023-02-06T16:02:55.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Burt_Reynolds_Once.jpg Image of Phyllis Diller with quote: "Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Sincerity-Is-The-Key-To-Relationships-tiny.png Image of funny saying. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg "Analog Brain In A Digital World" by Greg Tamblyn, CD Cover. Includes image of cell phone screen watching Greg talking on 100 year old wall phone. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-Not-You-Its-Me-tiny2.jpg Funny Dating Jokes: Picture of unhappy girl on phone saying: "It's not you, it's me. I just need to stop dating losers." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/GFs_Love_Smartphones.jpg Image of young man and woman at a baseball game. He's watching the game, she's looking at her phone. Caption: "Why girlfriends love smartphones." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-dating-quotes.html 2023-01-08T19:27:55.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg "Analog Brain In A Digital World" by Greg Tamblyn, CD Cover. Includes image of cell phone screen watching Greg talking on 100 year old wall phone. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Top-Ten-Things-NOT-To-Say-tiny.png Funny Dating Quotes: List of Top 10 Things NOT to say on a first date. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/There-Is-Nothing-More-Dangerous-tiny.png Funny Dating Quotes: "There is nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm." - (Christina Aguilera) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-death-quotes.html 2022-09-23T18:05:00.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Not-Quite-Ready-To-Go-min-tiny.jpg Image of coffin sliding out back window of hearse with caption: "Not Quite Ready To Go" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fun-Funerals_mini-tiny.jpg Funny death quotes: humorous business card for "Fundertakings, putting the Fun in Funerals." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-divorce-quotes.html 2019-12-04T08:40:21.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Wedding-Dress-For-Sale-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Some-Anger-Here_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ditcher-Cheatham-And-Hyde-mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-easter-quotes.html 2023-04-04T16:25:29.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ash-Wednesday-mini-tiny.jpg Ash Wednesday Photo of King of Peace Church sign with slogan: "Get your ash back in church" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Kiss_My_Chicken_mini.jpg Funny photo of a guy with a hen on his shoulder and caption: "You want Eater eggs? You have to kiss my chicken!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Just-Had-The-Best-Lent-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Easter Quotes: image of an older lady with a necktie around her head raising her arms. The quote reads: "I just had the best Lent ever. I gave up sacrifice!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-food-quotes.html 2019-12-04T08:08:22.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Vegetarian_Indian-Word-Bad-Hunter_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Any-Idea-Why-Cop-Donuts_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Breakfast-Of-Champions_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ask-Not-What-You-Can-Do_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-fortune-cookie-sayings.html 2023-01-02T03:08:46.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/People-Will-Accept-Your-Ideas-mini-tiny.jpg Image of a fortune cookie and the fortune inside reading: "People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Ben Franklin said it first." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Man-Is-Like-Parachute-mini-tiny.jpg Image of fortune cookie with paper fortune that says: "Man like parachute. If not there when you need him first time, then not need him again." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fortune_Dont_Marry_Money.jpg Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings: Image of fortune cookie with paper coming out of it that reads: "Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-friend-quotes.html 2019-12-03T08:09:51.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Barry_Friends_Love_You_Anyway_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Friends-Are-Like-Bras-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-friendship-quotes.html 2019-12-04T00:47:00.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Emerson_Old_Friends_Stupid_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Do-Not-Use-A-Hatchet_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Friends-Never-Let-You-Down-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-graduation-quotes.html 2023-05-22T14:10:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/So-Whats-It-Like-In-Real-World_mini-tiny.jpg Young man in cap and gown next to quote from Bill Watterston: "So what's it like in the real world? Well the food is better, but beyond that I don't recommend it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/My-Parents-Sent-My-Brother-Law-School_mini-tiny.jpg Young man in cap and gown with diploma in his teeth, and a one-liner by Mike Binder: "My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated. Now he's suing them for wasting 7 years of his life." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Majored-In-Philosophy_mini-tiny.jpg Funny Graduation Quotes: Image of Great Dane with graduation cap, next to quote from Mike Dugan: "I majored in philosophy. My dad said why don't you minor in communication so you can wonder out loud?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-graduation-sayings.html 2023-05-22T14:34:37.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Car_Talk_Graduates.png Funny Graduation Sayings: Image of Tom and Ray from Car Talk, with quote: "Graduates: you will never have more energy, enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/GRADS-You-Paid-A-Lot-Of-Money_mini-tiny.jpg Funny image of owl in graduation hat, and quote: "Graduates, you paid a lot of money to go to college. Soon the alumni association hopes that you'll pay a lot more money to have GONE to college." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-halloween-quotes.html 2022-10-09T17:18:56.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/51-Good-Witch-tiny.jpg Funny Halloween Quotes: photo of smiling woman wearting t-shirt with caption: "51% good witch, 49% bad witch. Don't push it!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Letterman_Nicotine_Gum_mini.png Photo of David Letterman with caption: "On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-Ate-All-The-Halloween-Candy-mini-tiny.jpg Photo of man in astronaut costume talking to horse in costume in back alley, with caption: "You ate ALL the Halloween candy?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-happy-birthday-quotes.html 2019-05-25T07:45:39.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Happy-Birthday-Honey-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Maturity-Is-A-High-Price-To-Pay-tiny.png Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-inspirational-quotes-about-life.html 2019-12-05T07:53:06.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Emmy-Greg-Make-Funny-mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mel-Brooks-Life-Is-A-Play-1.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-inspirational-quotes.html 2021-03-03T21:44:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dave_Barry_Dance_Well.jpg Head shot of humor writer Dave Barry with quote: "Nobody cares if you can't dance. Just get up and dance." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dont-Get-Mad-Get-Funny-tiny.png Head shot of comedian Garry Shandling with quote: "Don't get mad. Get funny." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/People-Who-Wonder-Whether-tiny.jpg Funny Inspirational Quotes: Image of glass on wood table under blue sky. Caption: people who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty are missing the point. The glass is refillable. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Kin_Hubbard_Own_Good.jpg Head shot of writer Kin Hubbard with quotation: "If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-irish-jokes.html 2025-04-01T15:10:58.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Why-Do-The-Irish-Dance.png Irish Joke: Why do the Irish dance with their arms at their sides? It's a small island. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Why-Do-The-Irish-Fight-Amongst-tiny.png Why do the Irish fight amongst themselves? Because they can't find any other worthy opponents. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-irish-sayings.html 2024-03-12T15:30:39.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Two-Irishmen-Walk-Out-Of-A-Bar-min-tiny.jpg Funny Irish Saying: "Two-Irishmen-Walk-Out-Of-A-Bar....No really, it could happen!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Miriam-Im-Down-At-The-Pub-2-tiny.jpg Funny Irish Sayings. SMS from husband to wife: "I'm down at the oub having a pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-jokes-blog.html 2021-08-18T02:34:43.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-jokes-to-tell.html 2016-05-20T00:07:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Van-Fire-Ammunition_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-kid-jokes.html 2022-08-02T15:53:20.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Curchill_All_Babies-tiny.png Funny kid jokes. Photo of Winston Churchill with quote: "All babies look like me, but then I look like all babies." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Flower-Bed_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-kids-jokes.html 2016-12-29T15:48:56.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mommy-Keep-Baby-Skunks_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Pluto_mini.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-life-quotes.html 2023-01-13T16:40:12.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/To-Enjoy-Life-Take-Big-Bites_mini-tiny.jpg "To enjoy life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Robert A. Heinlein https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Life-Does-Come-With-A-Set-Of-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Life Quotes: "Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately they're from Ikea." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Whole-Enchilada_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of a license plate montage spelling out "The Whole Enchilada" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-love-sayings.html 2018-02-14T17:33:34.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Love-Is-The-Only-Game-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Paintball-Is-Like-Love-mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Love_is_twang_of_bedspring_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-marriage-quotes.html 2019-12-04T08:45:52.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/To-Keep-Your-Marriage-Brimming-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Rudner_MrRight.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Love-Being-Married-tiny.png One-liner by Rita Rudner: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Military_Wedding.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-mother-jokes.html 2025-05-11T15:45:37.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/God-Could-Not-Be-Everywhere-tiny.png Clever Yiddish Proverb: "God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dont-Make-Me-Use-My-Crabby_mini-tiny.jpg Funny Mother Jokes: Funny image of mom telling her little boy "Don't make me use my crabby mommy powers." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Hope-My-Tongue-In-Prune-tiny.png Banner with Ogden Nash quote: "I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, if I belittle dogs and mothers." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-mother-quotes.html 2025-05-11T15:50:12.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/An-Ounce-Of-Mother-min-tiny.jpg Banner with Spanish Proverb: "An ounce of Mother is worth a pound of clergy." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/How-Many-Mothers-Does-It-Take-tiny.png Banner with mom joke: "How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None. I don't need a light. I'll just sit in the dark and NOBODY EVER COMES AND VISITS ME." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/My-Mother-Had-A-Great-Deal_mini-tiny.jpg Funny Mother Quotes: "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me but I think she enjoyed it." - (Mark Twain) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-nature-quotes.html 2023-11-06T17:03:45.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/There-Is-A-Dearth-Of-Mirth-About-min-tiny.jpg Banner with caption: "There is a dearth of mirth about Earth Day" - Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Camping-Is-Natures-Way-min-tiny.jpg Banner with caption: "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." - Dave Barry https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Id-Like-To-Connect-With-Nature-min-tiny.jpg Funny nature Quotes. Banner with caption: "I'd liek to connect with nature but there's no USB port." - Dan Masso https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Global-Warming-All-The-Cool-Planets-min-tiny.jpg Banner with caption: "Global Warming: all the cool planets are doing it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-political-quotes.html 2025-04-10T05:06:29.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Problem-With-Political-Jokes-tiny.png Funny Political Quotes: "The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." - Henry Cate https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Drain_Commish.jpg Funny Yard Sign with caption: "When Democracy Goes Down The Drain" Sign reads: Elect Mike Rivard Drain Commissioner https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-proverbs.html 2023-01-02T03:23:28.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Experience-Is-What-You-Get-When-min-tiny.jpg Funny image that says: "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Buy_His_Children_A_Drum_tiny.png Funny Proverbs: funny image reading: If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-about-life.html 2023-01-13T16:25:57.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-Life-hands-you-lemons-min-tiny.jpg "If life hands you lemons, just say thank you. They're like $2 a pound you ungrateful idiot." - Uncle Duke https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/When-people-say-stop-living-in-the-past-min-tiny.jpg "When people say stop living in the past, my response is But the music was so much better then!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Brilliant-Life-True-Story-tiny.png Funny quotes about life: "Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story." - (Ashleigh Brilliant) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-about-men.html 2019-12-04T08:54:46.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Man-is-womans-strategy-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-about-writing.html 2021-07-24T20:13:04.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Write-A-Wise-Saying_mini-tiny.jpg Funny Quotes About Writing: Banner with caption: "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." -Anonymous https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Never-Ever-Use-Repetitive-min-tiny.jpg Image of cartoon bookworm on stack of books with caption by William Safire: "Never ever use repetitive redundancies. Don't use no double negatives. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Something_Worth_Plagiarizing_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-and-sayings.html 2019-12-04T07:50:11.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Homer_Simpson_Lottery.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Drew_Carey_Meet_At_Bar.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-on-life.html 2023-01-13T15:56:14.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-never-know-what-a-fool-min-tiny.jpg Funny quotes on life: "You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance." - Eden Phillpotts https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Carlin-Life_mini.jpg George Carlin photo with funny quote about how life should be lived backwards. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-quotes-or-sayings.html 2023-11-06T17:37:09.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg Analog CD Cover https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/ATT-to-wed-T-mobile-min-tiny.jpg ATT to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. - Richard Lerner quote https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Problem-With-Quotes-min-tiny.png Funny Quote or Saying from Abraham Lincoln: "The problem with quotes on the internet is you can never be certain they're authentic." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-redneck-jokes.html 2016-05-20T02:35:50.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-retirement-quotes.html 2019-12-04T07:03:05.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-Dont-Stop-Laughing-1_mini-tiny.jpg Photo: Older woman with hands outstretched, thumbs up, men's necktie around her head. Caption: you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-My-Age-Sleep-Sounds-1-min-tiny.jpg Photo: Grumpy looking older guy Caption: at my age, sleep sounds better than just about anything. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Retire_Getting_Lucky_tiny.png Caption: You know you're ready to retire when you think "getting lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-ronald-reagan-quotes.html 2020-09-07T22:11:11.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ronald-Reagan-Hard-Work_mini-tiny.jpg Picture of a notebook with a Ronald Reagan quote written in it: "It's true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-sayings.html 2019-12-06T09:17:34.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Coach-Passengers-Floatation_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-school-quotes.html 2023-09-15T15:38:35.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Children-Enter-School-As_mini_tiny.jpg Image of young boy thinking a Neil Postman quote: "Children enter school as question marks and leave as periods." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Have-Never-Let-My-Schooling-tiny.png Picture of Mark Twain with quote: "I have never let me schooling interfere with my education." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/As-Long-As-There-Is-Algebra-mini-tiny.jpg Funny School Quotes. Image of bookworm on stack of books with Larry Miller quote: "As long as there is algebra there will be prayer in school." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-science-quotes.html 2019-12-03T00:48:21.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Past-The-Present-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dont-Trust-Atoms-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/GrandDesignCover_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-sex-jokes.html 2021-02-26T17:45:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Women-Men-The-Difference-tiny.jpg Two images: first is women lying naked on stomachs in spa, all with nicely shaped rears. Lower photo: 4 fat men seated at counter with jeans drooping, showing tops of their rear ends. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Logo-Horizontal-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Uh-Oh-Whats-This-mini-tiny.jpg Photo of a guy walking in swimsuit, with another guy in the background bending over. The perspective makes it look like the guy in the background is emerging from the guy in the foreground's shorts. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Not-Now-Kangaroo_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of little boy trying to feed male kangaroo while he is mounting a female. Caprion: "Not now, kid. I'm a little busy." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-sex-quotes.html 2023-01-02T22:54:43.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Logo-Horizontal-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Cookies-sexy-tiny2.jpg Photo of colorful cookies in the shape of womens' body parts. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Contraceptives-Should-Be-Used_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of two pairs of feet from the bottom of the bed. Caption: "Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions." - Spike Milligan https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Women-Need-A-Reason-To-Have-Sex_mini-tiny.jpg Funny sex quotes: photo of two people in bed looking at camera, with sheet covering half their faces. Caption: "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-short-sayings.html 2016-05-20T03:03:13.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Henny_Youngman_TV_Families_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-short-story.html 2018-10-23T21:58:08.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/NormPec_Cropped_Small.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-success-quotes.html 2019-12-04T07:39:01.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Successful_Man_Amazed_Woman_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-thanksgiving-quotes.html 2023-11-06T17:43:19.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Thanksgiving-Leftovers-Deja-Food_mini_tiny.jpg Picture of a turkey sandwich with caption by Richard Mekdici, "Thanksgiving Leftovers: Deja Food." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Tip-Dont-Call-Your-Turkey-mini-tiny.jpg Funny Thanksgiving Quotes: Funny photo of a woman and a live turkey seated at a dinner table looking at each other. Caption: "Tip: don't call your turkey a Big Bird and expect your kids to eat it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-tombstone-sayings.html 2022-10-09T18:07:00.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/GoodEaton_mini.jpg Funny Tombstone Sayings: Photo of tombstone reading "Good-Eaton" and caption: "This does not make me hungry" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/ConstantCraps_mini.jpg Image of gravestone reading "Constant Craps" and caption "Heck of a thing to die from" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bye_mini.jpg Photo of tombstone reading "BYE!" and caption: "That's all folks!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Deadman_mini.jpg Photo of headstone reading "Deadman" and caption: "Pretty much says it all." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-travel-quotes.html 2023-12-05T04:14:11.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Difference-Bwtween-Heaven-And-Hell-tiny.png Travel humor about the difference bewteen Heaven and Hell in Europe. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Wherever-You-Go-There-You-Are-tiny.jpg Funny Travel Quotes: dog and suitcase image with quote: "Wherever you go, there you are. But this is not necessarily true for your luggage." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Hotel_Bled_Vampires.jpg Picture of a hotel called "Hotel Bled" with caption: "Who stays here? Vampires?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/WCFields_Philadelphia.png Picture of W.C. Fields with quote: "I once spent a year in Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-voting-quotes.html 2023-11-06T19:29:55.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Mosquito_Board_mini.jpg Election yard sign: Vote Jill Cranney-Gage for Mosquito Control Board District 1. Caption below sign: This election bugs me. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/C6BD8FBD-1760-4755-B5AF-AF260025F7D1_4_5005_c.jpeg Funny Voting Quotes: Election yard sign saying," I like Mike Revard for Drain Commissioner." Caption below sign: "He must really need a job" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Vote-early-and-vote-often-min-tiny.jpg Funny voting quotes: "Vote Early and Vote Often" - Al Capone https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-zoom-meeting.html 2023-11-25T23:14:22.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Smiling-Girl-On-Computer-min-tiny.jpg Photo of girl smiling at something on her laptop. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/george-bush-jokes.html 2018-04-18T21:06:04.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Barbara-Bush-Before-She-Died-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/George-Bush-3rd-Base_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/good-clean-short-jokes.html 2017-07-28T21:54:14.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Brian_Kiley_Finishing_Sentences_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/graduation-jokes.html 2023-05-22T14:41:59.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/You-May-Have-Graduated_mini-1_mini-1.jpg Graduation Jokes: Little girl in graduation gown and boxing gloves, next to one-liner: "You may have graduated but you're not finished with show and tell. That's what class reunions are for." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Colbert_Graduation.jpg Picture of Stephen Colbert next to one-liner: "Graduates, we have given you a gift. You do not owe the previous generation anything. Thanks to us, you owe it to the Chinese." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/great-april-fools-jokes.html 2023-03-24T15:53:49.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Croatia_Circus.jpg Great April Fools Jokes: Humor photo greeting card with caption: "We wanted you to know we sold our accounting practice, joined the circus, and are moving to Croatia. Come visit!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/halloween-joke.html 2022-10-09T17:27:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/How-To-Ruin-Halloween-tiny.jpg Image of hand holding package of New! Dole "Mini Salad" Fun Size! for trick or treating. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Groucho_Black_Cat_mini.png Funny photo of Groucho Marx with caption, "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/RIP-He-Always-Said_mini-tiny.jpg Halloween Joke Collection: Image of gravestone at night with caption, "He always said he was dead tired." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/halloween-jokes-for-kids.html 2022-10-09T17:39:25.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Only-Thing-That-Scares-Me-mini-tiny.jpg Picture of path through dark woods with cation by Melanie White: "The only thing that scares me about Halloween is running out of candy." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Come-In-Were-Dead-tiny.jpg Funny store sign that says "Come In, We're Dead." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Beetlejuice_2_mini.jpg Halloween Jokes For Kids: Funny photo of kid in costume with caption: "Your friendly neighborhood Beetlejuice." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-birthday-jokes.html 2019-12-04T01:35:48.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/IF-ONLY-THE-GOOD-DIE-YOUNG-tiny.png Woman with a funny face pointing up, saying "If only the good die young, we'll be here forever." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/THE-OLDER-YOU-GET_mini-tiny.jpg Smiling man thumbs up saying "The older you get, the better you were. Happy Birthday!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-jokes.html 2019-12-04T08:01:16.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Sigh-You-Dont-Want-To-See-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Cant-Keep-Calm_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Algebra_In-The-Workplace-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/How-You-Know-Cop-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-one-liners.html 2019-12-04T06:59:31.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Henny_Youngman_Mud.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Rudner_Married.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-quotes.html 2023-01-02T03:48:06.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Women_And_Cats_mini.jpg Image of woman and cat with funny quote by Rober A. Heinlein: "Woman and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Carrey_Woman_Rolling_Eyes.jpg Image of Jim Carrey with quote: "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-A-Man-Is-Talking-tiny.jpg Hilarious Quotes about women: "If a man is talking in the forest with no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/hilarious-short-quotes.html 2019-12-02T23:53:04.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bombeck_Office_Plants.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Steve_Martin_Disease.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/humorous-quotes.html 2016-05-20T05:59:14.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Groucho_Dance_With_Cows.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/independence-day-jokes.html 2023-06-21T16:23:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Happy-4th-Remember-min-tiny.jpg Independence Day Jokes: Banner with Caption: "Happy 4th of July! Remember: If you drink a fifth on the Fourth, you may not go forth on the fifth." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Our-Cat-Doesnt-Like-Fireworks_mini-tiny.jpg Image of a cat face looking serious on a dark background. Caption: "Our cat doesn't like fireworks so we just let her hold sparklers." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Guys-With-Eye-Patches-Fireworks_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of rough looking guy with eye patch. Caption: "Guys with three fingers and an eye patch sell the best fireworks." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/irish-joke.html 2024-03-12T15:32:31.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Irishman_Can_Argue_tiny.png Funny Quotation from Jim Murray: "An Irishman can argue either side of a question, often at the same time." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Do-You-Call-An-Irishman-tiny.jpg One liner: What do you call an Irishman who sits around outside the back door? Paddy O'Furniture https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Two-Irishmen-Walk-Out-Of-A-Bar-tiny.png Irish Joke: Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. No really, it could happen! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/jesus-jokes.html 2020-08-29T20:10:52.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Millennial-Jesus.jpg Photo of Jesus-like person wearing crown of thorns and taking a selfie. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/If-You-Dont-Sin-2-tiny.png Image that reads: If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/jokes-about-men.html 2016-05-20T07:10:44.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Impress-A-Woman-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/jokes-about-turning-40.html 2019-12-03T06:52:20.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Being_A_Teenager_Tough_tiny.png Happy 40th Birthday! If you thought being a teenager was tough, try being the parent of one. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-40-Years-Old-You-Still-min-tiny.jpg Picture of two women touching their toes, caption: At 40 years old, you still have all the moves, you just don't make them as fast. - Melanie White https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Plenty-Of-People-Will-Turn-40-tiny.png Plenty of people will turn 40 this year. And they'll whine and moan about it. Because that's what old people do. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/jokes-about-women.html 2016-05-20T07:31:09.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Kinky-Cats-No-Relationship.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/jokes-and-quotes.html 2021-02-26T18:11:14.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bob_Hope_Near_My_Money_tiny.png Jokes and Quotes: Photo of Bob Hope smiling and saying, "I love to go to Washington, if only to be near my money." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-Been-So-Long-Since-Ive-Had-Sex_mini-tiny.jpg Quotation by Joan Rivers written on cardboard box: "It's been so long since I had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/mothers-day-jokes.html 2025-05-11T15:51:57.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Cola-Baby_mini-tiny.jpg Mothers Day Jokes: Ad poster with image of mom, baby and headline: "For a better start in life, start Cola earlier." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Meanwhile_Send_Flowers.png Image containing 4 verse funny Mothers Day poem by Judith Viorst. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dear-Mom-I-Was-Gonna-Give-You-tiny.png "Dear Mom, I was gonna give you an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii for Mothers Day, but I knew how much you'd miss me and I couldn't put you through that kind of agony." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Always-Look-This-Good-mini-tiny.jpg Mothers Day Jokes: photo of smiling mom wearing t-shirt that says, "I always look this good." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Can-Handle-Any-Crisis-Children_mini-tiny.jpg Colorful wall hanging with caption: "I can handle any crisis. I have children." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/new-year-jokes.html 2024-01-01T20:08:45.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Here-Comes-January-tiny.jpg Cartoon by Bob Kroeker of a guy sucking up a drink through a straw, with caption: "Here comes January. Time to suck it up." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/New_Years_Tracking_Device.png New Year Jokes: Banner with funny quote: "Going to a New Year's party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/obama-jokes.html 2016-12-02T01:24:24.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Obamas_New_Jobs_Program_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Black-Man-Given-Nations-Worst-Job-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/practical-joke-ideas.html 2024-03-21T15:40:45.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Womens_Toy.jpg Practical Joke Ideas: photo of woman with giant blow-up adult toy on her way to a bridal shower. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/priceless-humor.html 2023-01-03T19:41:57.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Pretty_And_Smart_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/quotes-about-books.html 2021-07-24T20:16:31.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Great-Thing-About-Books_mini-tiny.jpg Image of cartoon bookworm on stack of books with caption: "The great thing about books is there are no commercials." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Its-Called-Reading-Its-How-People-Install-min-tiny.jpg Image of little kid with caption by Randy Glasbergen: "It's called reading. It's how people install new software into their brains." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-More-Sins-You-Confess_mini-tiny.jpg Quotes About Books: Image of woman wearing graduation cap in bookstore, with caption: "The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/quotes-about-television.html 2019-12-05T07:19:22.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Jason_Love_TV_Isnt_Free_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/really-funny-jokes.html 2019-03-12T21:26:48.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Canada-The-New-California_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Rodney_When_I_Was_A_Kid_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/really-funny-quick-jokes.html 2016-05-20T17:05:47.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Willing_To_Talk_Sports_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/really-funny-short-jokes.html 2016-05-20T17:12:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/WifeSaysTooCompetitive-1.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/really-funny-stuff.html 2019-12-03T07:21:16.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dan_Cit_Cropped.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Eight-Ways-To-Say-2-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/republican-jokes.html 2023-01-18T23:26:45.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Bob-Hope-Two-Parties_mini-tiny.jpg Parchment-type paper with a Bob Hope quotation: "No one party can fool all of the people all of the time. That's why we have two parties." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/We-Bowl-Republican-mini-tiny.jpg Republican Jokes: Photo of a couple bowling, with the caption "We Bowl Republican!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Democrats-Are-Better-Lovers.png Black banner with white lettering that reads: "Democrats are better lovers than Republicans. Have you ever heard of a good piece of elephant?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/retirement-jokes.html 2019-12-06T09:55:18.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Retired_Twice_mini.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-My-Age-Getting-Any-Means_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Cant-Adult-Today_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/rodney-dangerfield-jokes.html 2019-12-04T07:14:28.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/My-Wife-Made-Me-Join-A-Bridge-Club-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/santa-jokes.html 2022-12-08T07:24:49.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-4-Stages-Of-Life-tiny.png Christmas Banner that says: The 4 Stages of Life: 1. YOo believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dick_Gregory_Santa_tiny.png Santa Jokes: Picture of comedian Dick Gregory with quote: "I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/senior-citizen-jokes.html 2016-05-20T19:54:54.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Senility-Prayer-Horse_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-clean-jokes.html 2016-05-20T20:10:41.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Groucho_My_Principles_tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-funny-jokes.html 2016-05-20T20:32:01.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/NextBigThing_mini-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Have-Nothing-More-To-Say_mini.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Jesus-Loves-You-But-1.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-funny-quotes.html 2019-12-04T07:07:49.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Twain_Never_Argue_With_A_Fool-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dont-Get-Even-Get-Odder-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Do-You-Prefer-Country-Or-tiny.png https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-hilarious-jokes.html 2023-12-22T01:06:19.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Jackass-Onion-Joke_mini-tiny.jpg Short hilarious jokes image of a laughing jackass. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Ask-Your-Doctor-min-tiny.jpg Ask Your Doctor If A Drug min-tiny https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/short-retirement-jokes.html 2023-12-21T20:27:57.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/RETIREMENT-BENEFIT_mini-tiny.jpg Short Retirement Jokes: "Retirement Benefit: Your secrets are safe with your friends. They can't remember them either." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Koenig_Semi_Retired.jpg Photo of comedian with quote: "My father is semi-retired. He goes halfway to work and then he comes home. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/sitemap.html 2023-01-03T19:47:07.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/st-patricks-day-jokes.html 2024-03-12T15:25:26.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/May-The-Wind-At-Your-Back-tiny.png St Patricks Day Jokes: Banner with saying: "May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/St_Pats_Pretend_To_Be_Irish_tiny.png Banner with caption: "On St. Patricks Day I pretend to be Irish, just like at Christmas I pretend to be good." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/t-shirts-with-funny-sayings.html 2023-12-12T20:34:01.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/These-Are-Difficult-Times-min-tiny.jpg T-shirt with musical staff and unusual time signatures, with caption" "These Are Difficult Times" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Stay-Weird-upside-down-min-tiny.jpg Black t-shirt that reads "Stay Weird" (upside down) https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/SleepWithDogs.jpg Woman wearing T-shirt with funny saying: She who sleeps with dogs https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Am-A-Grumpy-Old-Man-min-tiny.jpg I Am A Grumpy Old Man min-tiny https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Quaint-Little-Drinking-Town_mini-tiny.jpg Guy wearing t-shirt with saying: "A quaint litt;e drinking town with a fishing problem. Marathon" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Save-The-Chubby-Unicorns-mini-tiny.jpg T-shirt with silhouette of a rhino that reads: Save The Chubby Unicorns https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog-Purple-Shirt-2-Greg-Tamblyn-min-tiny.jpg "Analog Brain In A Digital World" purple T-shirt https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Im-A-Cryptologist-mini-tiny.jpg Funny t-shirt with Cryptologist misspelled and struck through three times, then changed to "I break codes." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Back-In-My-Day-We-Had-min-tiny.jpg T-shirt with image of the solar system and caption: "Back in my day we had 9 planets" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Lets-Get-Weird_mini-tiny.jpg T-shirt says: Let's Get Weird! https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-do-we-want-min-tiny.jpg T-shirt with saying: What Do We Want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it? After dinner. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Drinkerbell-min-tiny.jpg Drinkerbell min-tiny https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/At-my-age-I-need-glasses-min-tiny.jpg Older woman wearing t-shirt with image of wine glasses that reads: "At my age I need glasses" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Vermont-Happens_mini-tiny.jpg T-shirt that reads: "Vermont: what happens here stays here. But nothing much ever happens." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/thanksgiving-humor.html 2022-11-11T15:41:45.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Prize-Bird-tiny.jpg Older photo of woman in bathing suit with a turkey on a leash, and caption: "Prize Bird" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Chef-Turkey-Says-tiny.jpg Thanksgiving Humor: Image of cartoon "Chef Turkey" holding a placard with caption: "This Thanksgiving may I suggest a goose?" Happy Thanksgiving from JokeQuote.com https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Sorry-Did-You-Want-Some-Too-tiny.jpg Funny black and white photo of man and woman at dinner table. The man holds a turkey leg with his mouth open, the woman holds a fork. Caption: " Sorry. Did you want some too?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/thanksgiving-joke.html 2023-11-06T18:13:55.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Thanksgiving-Is-A-Time-To-Count-min-tiny.jpg "Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings one by one as each relative goes home." - Melanie White https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Okay-Explain-It-Again_mini-tiny.jpg Thanksgiving Joke Collection: Photo of a live turkey and a woman seated at a table eating. Turkey says: "Okay remind me again. On Thanksgiving we do what?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Chipmunk_JP_Geo_mini.jpg Photo of young man and older man holding up the pelt of a chipmunk. Caption: "Some families have weird holiday traditions." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/thanksgiving-jokes.html 2023-11-06T18:16:26.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Jim_Samuels_mini.png Thanksgiving Jokes. Funny photo and one-liner joke by comedian Jim Samuels: "This Thanksgiving is gonna be special. Mom says I don't have to sit at the card table." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Thanksgiving-Advice_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of young boy with thought bubble: "Thanksgiving Advice: don't call your turkey a Big Bird and expect your kids to eat it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/valentines-day-jokes-poems.html 2022-01-19T22:56:01.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg Greg Tamblyn CD cover with funny photo and title" "Analog Brain In A Digital World" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Saving_Cropped_mini-1.jpg Funny Valentines Jokes Poems. Image reads: "Saving The World From Whiny Victim Love Songs" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/valentines-jokes.html 2023-02-06T16:15:49.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Love-Is-The-Only-Game-tiny.png Funny love quote: "Love is the only game not called on account of darkness." Barbara Grizzuti Harrison https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Analog_CD_Cover.jpg "Analog Brain In A Digital World" by Greg Tamblyn, CD Cover. Includes image of cell phone screen watching Greg talking on 100 year old wall phone. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Henny_Cant_Buy_Love_tiny.png Henny Youngman photo and Funny Quote: "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Oh-Innocent-Victims-Of-Cupid-tiny.png Valentines Jokes: Four-line poem by Yip Harburg: Oh innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse, to let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss for you is worse. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/very-funny-jokes.html 2022-08-17T07:28:39.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/What-Do-You-Do-Hearing-Aids-min-tiny.jpg Photo of three people talking with speech bubbles: "What do you do?" "(intelligible)" "What?" "I SELL HEARING AIDS!!" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Warrior-Not-Worrier-min-tiny.jpg Image of woman wearing t-shirt with funny saying: Warrior Not Worrier Life Is Good https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Never-Make-Snow-Angels-min-tiny.jpg Church sign with funny advice: "Never Make Snow Angels In A Dog Park" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/KFC-Edible-Polish_mini-tiny.jpg Very funny jokes: Image of fingernail polish with "finger-lickin' good" slogan, over headline that says "KFC introduces edible nail polish and the world is not amused." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Am-A-Grumpy-Old-Man-min-tiny.jpg Older man wearing funny t-shirt that says: I'M A GRUMPY OLD MAN, I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT, Except I gotta ask my wife ... one sec" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/very-short-jokes.html 2022-08-16T20:27:54.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Whats-The-Difference-Between-Songbirds-min-tiny.jpg "What's the difference between songbirds and hummingbirds?" Songbirds know the lyrics. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/LaughAtYourself.png Very short jokes: "If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll be happy to laugh at you." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/witty-quotes.html 2021-04-22T21:05:30.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Two-Strands-Of-DNA-tiny.png Banner with joke: Two strands of DNA are walking down the street and one says, "Do these genes make me look fat?" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Put-Instant-Coffee-tiny.png Banner with caption: "I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time." - Stephen Wright https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Twain-Coldest-Winter_mini-tiny.jpg Witty Quotes: Image with Mark Twain photo and quote: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/xmas-jokes.html 2022-12-08T07:28:15.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Dave_Barry_Deck_His_Halls_tiny.png Xmas Jokes. Photo of humorist Dave Barry with quote: "If I had a newborn baby and some kid started playing a drum I would deck his halls." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Santa-Must-Not-Have-Kids_mini-tiny.jpg Humorous Xmas image of elves' heads with caption: "Santa must not have any kids. That explains all the elves." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/The-Opposite-Of-Mistletoe_mini-tiny.jpg Photo of a tan fedora with caption: "The opposite of mistletoe is a fedora." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-Ad-Vert-Mobile-min-tiny.jpg Advertisement and logo for MilkSnort The Joke Game showing 2 people laughing, with caption: "The game where EVERYBODY gets to be funny! Online or in person. More Info - Watch the video" https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/yogi-berra-quotes.html 2024-03-28T04:47:26.000000Z https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Yogi-It-Aint-Over-tiny.jpg Photo of bridge over ocean with caption: "It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra, R.I.P. https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Fish-Shirt-Headshot-2.jpg Headshot of site owner and creator Greg Tamblyn https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/Prediction-Is-Difficult-tiny.png "Prediction is difficult. Especially about the future." - Yogi Berra https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/I-Didnt-Really-Say-Everything.jpg Yogi Berra Quotes: Picture of Yogi in uniform with caption: "I didn't really say everything I said." https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/images/MilkSnort-New-Logo-Border-min-tiny.jpg