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"I want to be on both lists - naughty AND nice." Funny Christmas card sayings - drop some clever quips on your fun-loving friends.
“The NBA is like a small sorority. We’re like brothers.” Funny basketball sayings: Mirth Madness! Plenty of Game. Nothing but Net.
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." More Funny Baseball Quotes. You'll never look at the game the same.
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." These funny as hell sayings about exercise will lighten the heavy lifting.
"I don't mind eels, except as meals." The best funny animal quotes I could chase down and domesticate. Feed your inner beast. Howl. Bark. Roar.
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt." Funny Adult Jokes for grownups with a sense of humor about the horizontal cha-cha.