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These Valentines Day Jokes Poems will add power to your flowers. Got a sweetie with a sense of humor? This funny stuff might get you over the hump, so to speak.
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." Valentines jokes, quotes, and one-liners that’ll ease your freeze if you got no squeeze.
65th birthday jokes to help you smile awhile at your milestone, and hone your funnybone. Funny quotations for cruising into the Golden Age with a sense of humor.
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." Republican Jokes: laugh your way to the voting booth.
"Going to a New Years Eve party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble." Get high on these new year jokes and you won't get a hangover.
"The opposite of mistletoe is a fedora." These xmas jokes are a little naughty, a little nice. So full of Christmas spice you might have to read 'em twice.
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Santa jokes for jolly folks. If Santa brings you laughter, it's the best thing you could ask for.
Funny Christmas songs: "It's Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas" was Christmas Single of the Year, and "The Reindeer Song" is authentic dark humor!
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." These Funny Christmas Sayings will chuckle you up and cheer your cup.
"Christmas is magical. Money just seems to disappear into thin air." Funny Christmas quotes for the yule fool in all of us.
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