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"Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.
MilkSnort! The Funny Party Game is the EASIEST way to have a hilarious party. It's the one joke game where EVERYBODY gets to be a comedian!
"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.
"Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.
Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.
"If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours." Funny death quotes to help you laugh about it now so you won't mind it later.
"I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married." Mothers Day Jokes for mothers and others who love their mothers.
"I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for fun-loving moms and all fans of the maternal colonel.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” Funny mother jokes and one-liners for all moms and their offspring.
"I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.
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