Funny Dance Quotes

Funny Dance Quotes

Can you dance neat and talk sweet at the same time? These funny dance quotes will keep you light on your toes and fast on your feet. Groovin' and movin' with wit and style.

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Funny Dancing Quotes
Group 1

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
- Ginger Rogers

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
- Lewis Grizzard

My mom took up belly dancing. In order to make it seem like she was moving, my father and I had to jiggle the furniture in back of her.
- Rita Rudner

Dogbert's Motto: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
- Scott Adams

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
- Dorothy Parker

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
- George Bernard Shaw

I’ve heard women say they can judge how a guy will be in bed by how he dances. I hope that’s not true. Because I come from rednecks, and my people invented square dancing, which means we’re so bad at it we have to have someone tell us what to do while we’re doing it.
- Steve Neal

Funny Dance Quotes

Group 2

My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
- Stephen Wright

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
- Christopher Morley

Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.
- Twyla Tharp

A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
- P.J. O’Rourke

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure.
- Fran Liebowitz

Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, 'In my mother's womb, probably as a result of the oysters and champagne.'
- Isadora Duncan

Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.
- Milan Kundera

Funny Dance Quotes
Group 3

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
- Craig Ferguson

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
- George Carlin

If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- George Bernard Shaw

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
- Erma Bombeck

It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.
- Tom Waits

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
- Arnold Bax

Funny Dance Quotes,
Group 4

For an Irishman, talking is a dance.
- Deborah Love

Love teaches even asses to dance.
- French Proverb

No one dances sober, unless he is insane.
- Cicero

I don't make love by kissing, I make love by dancing.
- Fred Astaire

Dancing is poetry with arms and legs.
- Charles Baudelaire

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.
- James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
- Vicki Baum

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
- Edwin Denby

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Dave Barry

Funny Dance Quotes, Group 5

Remember back when everyone was disco dancing and then I did it and that was the end of that?
- Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder

A group of white people dancing at a wedding is called a 'disaster.'
- Mary Charlene ‏@IamEnidColeslaw

You can teach an elephant to dance, but the likelihood of its stepping on your toes is very high.
- Gary Moss

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
- Barry Humphries

If no one offers me epilepsy medication after I'm done on the dance floor, then I consider it a victory.
- Chocolate Moose ‏@moose_chocolate

Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters.
- Czech proverb

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