Cute Love Sayings And Quotes

Cute Love Sayings
And Quotes

Cute love sayings and funny quotations about the magic glue that spawns entire industries of songs, movies, and self-help books. Not to mention keeping us together and propagating the species. These short clean jokes will give you the grins, giggles, and hopefully some perspective.

Funny Quotations:
"Love," Group 1

1. A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?”
- Ronnie Shakes

2. When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
- Garrison Keillor

3. Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

4. In matters of the heart, the head is often fooled;
in matters of the head, the heart is often overruled.
- Mardy Grothe

5. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

6. I've only been in love twice in my life. The first time was with a man. The second time was with this Snickers bar I'm eating for breakfast.
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Cute Love Sayings
Group 2

7. A woman can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
- Cher

8. Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.
- Tom Robbins

9. Falling in love is the best drug there is. But they never tell you about the side effects.
- Greg Tamblyn

10. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

11. Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
- Anonymous

12. Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
- Woody Allen

Cute Love Sayings
Group 3

13. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
- Dr. Seuss

14. Love is a fog that burns with the first daylight of reality.
- Charles Bukowski

15. Of course, it's possible to love a human being -- if you don't know them too well.
- Charles Bukowski

16. Love is a sport in which the hunter must contrive to have the quarry in pursuit.
- Alphonse Karr

17. If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
- Alphonse Karr

18. When a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
- Agatha Christie

Cute Love Sayings, Group 4

19. Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
- Agatha Christie

20. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Behan

21. Love is the soy sauce on the chop suey of life.
- Wally Phillips

22. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

23. Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
- James Dewar

24. Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery 

Short Clean Jokes:
Group 5

25. Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don’t know each other.
- Somerset Maugham

26. Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
- Douglass Jerrold

27. Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult.
- David Frost

28. Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.
- Morey Amsterdam

29. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charles M. Schulz

30. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

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