I'm Greg Tamblyn, Head Lafologist at JokeQuote.
Here in the Excited States of America, we all need a healthy dose of comic relief occasionally. Or frequently. That's why I started JokeQuote, and probably why you’re here.
But you can’t always be online! Sometimes you have to be in the car, or walking the dog, or - I hate to say it - doing chores.
What if during all that driving, walking, and chore doing, you played some tunes that made it funny?
These Comedy Songs are an easy way to get your daily dose of laughter.
years I’ve been getting away with writing songs, making music, and having fun
with people for a living. All over the U.S., and other countries, too.
The songs on this page are
audience favorites. They’ve been purchased over 70,000 times. They've
won awards. They’re songs that continue to amuse even when you play
‘em again. Because they let your brain take a vacation from logic. That's why they're for smart people.
(Don't believe me? Check out the reviews in the red column - at left or below, depending on your device.)
And if you have kids or teenagers, many of these songs will induce uncontrollable spasms of giggling. Your kids will see you at a whole new level of cool.
Test your funnybone on the tracks below. Then check out the special offer to download the full songs.
It's a crazy offer. I haven't seen anything this low since my grades in college.
And it's only available here, to my JokeQuote friends, like you.
Just click the play arrows to listen:
Sometimes the most difficult employer or employee is not even another person.
You've probably never thought about relationships this way before.
And after hearing this you'll never think of 'em the same way again.
(“Best Comedy Song” - Just Plain Folks Music Awards - out of 140,000 songs.)
Many "love songs" are actually about relationships so dysfunctional they qualify as taking hostages. Let us relegate them to their rightful place in the world of entertainment: Material For Comedy!
Do you think it’s possible to have a stress-free relationship? This song will show you how.
Boy meets girl, they fall in love, and....well, you've probably had this happen.
Here’s an offer so good you’ll think I’ve been smoking medicinal plants:
Buy these first five songs ($4.99), and I’ll GIVE YOU five more. (Samples below.) You get ten of my all-time most popular, most requested comedy songs for the price of only five.
If you’re bad at math, that comes out to half price.
For almost a full hour of musical amusement.
The songs come in super-high-quality mp3 format, and will play on any Mac, PC, tablet, or smartphone that isn’t a complete dinosaur.
Just click the Buy Now button to get all ten songs FAST - in less than 2 minutes.
You can safely use your Paypal account or credit card. (Your credit card info is NOT saved, ever.)
Here's your bonus: five more audience favorites. Play 'em for your book club, yoga class, staff retreat, family dinner, budget meeting, or therapy group. Anywhere you want to lighten up and inject a big hit of humor.
Play them during drive time. While you’re working out or cleaning up. Or any time you wanna take a break from the news.
Some songs take on a life of their own, and you have no idea where they're going.
Kids, parents, and food. The perfect recipe for conflict.
Are you like me? Do you ever feel overwhelmed by technology?
Don't you love how advertisers always have our best interests at heart?
The scary thing is they actually have these pills in Japan!BUY NOW VIEW CART
Downloading these songs is safe, simple, and FAST! You can do it in less time than it takes to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. In just two minutes or less.
They come in high-quality mp3 format and will play on any standard computer, tablet, smartphone, or ipod.
Use your Paypal account or credit card. (Your card info is NEVER saved or kept on file.)
Enjoy them for years.
All songs performed by Greg Tamblyn, Head Lafologist at JokeQuote.
Several awards won for writing and performing.
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