Comedy Songs For Smart People

Comedy Songs For Smart People

The ten comedy songs on this page are all audience favorites. They’ve been purchased over 70,000 times. Feel free to listen and watch as much as you like, then check out the special offer to download 'em. (It's a crazy offer. I haven't seen anything this low since my grades in college.)

1.  Self-Employment Made Harder By Difficult Boss

Sometimes your most difficult employer or employee is not even another person.

2.  Common Side Effects Include

You've probably never thought about relationships this way before.
And after hearing this you'll never think of 'em the same way again.
(“Best Comedy Song” - Just Plain Folks Music Awards - out of 140,000 songs.)

3.  The Top 10 Whiny Victim Love Songs

Many "love songs" are actually about relationships so dysfunctional they qualify as taking hostages. Let us relegate them to their rightful place in the world of entertainment: Material For Comedy!

4.  I'd Like To Be The Man My Dog Thinks I Am

Do you think it’s possible to have a stress-free relationship? This song will show you how.

5.  Proctor and Johnson's Pills

The scary thing is they actually have these pills in Japan!

Special Offer:

Buy 5 songs - get 5 more as my gift.

Here’s an offer so good you’ll think I’ve been smoking medicinal plants:

Buy these first five songs ($4.99), and I’ll GIVE YOU five more. (Samples below.) You get ten of my all-time most popular, most requested comedy songs for the price of only five.

If you’re bad at math, that comes out to half price.

For almost a full hour of musical amusement.

The songs come in super-high-quality mp3 format, and will play on any Mac, PC, tablet, or smartphone that isn’t a complete dinosaur.

Just click the Buy Now button to get all ten songs FAST - in less than 2 minutes.

You can safely use your Paypal account or credit card. (Your credit card info is NOT saved, ever.)


Get Five More Comedy Songs - Free

Here's your bonus: five more audience favorites. Play 'em for your book club, yoga class, staff retreat, family dinner, budget meeting, or therapy group. Anywhere you want to lighten up and inject a big hit of humor.

Play them during drive time. While you’re working out or cleaning up. Or any time you wanna take a break from the news.

And if you have kids or teenagers, many of these songs will induce spasms of giggling. Your kids will see you at a whole new level of cool.

6.  Passing Trains

Boy meets girl, they fall in love, and....well, you've probably had this happen.

7.  RailRoad Bill

Some songs take on a life of their own, and you have no idea where they're going.

8.  The Great Liver Standoff

Kids, parents, and food. The perfect recipe for a memorable meal.

9.  Analog Brain In A Digital World

Are you like me? Do you ever feel overwhelmed by technology?

10.  My Life Is A Beer Commercial

Don't you love how advertisers always have our best interests at heart?

Special Offer:

Buy 5 songs - get 5 more as my gift!


The Good News

Downloading these songs is safe, simple, and FAST! You can do it in less time than it takes to sing the short version of "Louie Louie." In just two minutes or less.

They come in high-quality mp3 format and will play on any standard computer, tablet, smartphone, or ipod. 

Use your Paypal account or credit card. (Your card info is NEVER saved or kept on file.)

Enjoy them for years.

All songs performed by Greg Tamblyn, Head Lafologist at JokeQuote.

Multiple awards won for writing and performing.

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