These Funny Jokes, Quotes, and Sayings
Could Make You Squirt Latte Out Your Nose.

These Funny Jokes, Quotes, and Sayings Could Make You Squirt Latte Out Your Nose.

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #2

Urology Can Be Fun

A guy goes into the urologist’s office for his appointment. It’s crowded with people waiting to see the doctor. He gives the receptionist his name.

The receptionist is a large, imposing woman with an unfriendly manner.

She says quite loudly, so everyone can hear, “Mr. Jones, I see you’re here about your impotence problem.”

All the people in the waiting room stop what they’re doing and look at Mr. Jones.

Just as loudly, Mr. Jones replies, “No, I’m here about a sex change. But I don’t want the same doctor that did yours.”

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #3


Baxter had been with the company for several years. They had tried him in many positions, given him every chance, but he never did well in any of them.

Eventually management decided they had to let him go.

He went to human resources and asked for a letter of recommendation. The next day he found the letter in his inbox.

It read: Baxter worked at our headquarters for six years. When he left, we were very satisfied.

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Funny Comeback Of The Day

KC Athletics owner Charlie Finley to 59-year-old, legendary, retired pitcher Satchel Paige:
“Could you pitch three innings?”

“That depends. How many times a day?”

Funny Quote Of The Day

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

iBought an iMac, an iPod, an iPhone, an iPad, and an iWatch.
Now iBroke.
- Greg Tamblyn

Funny Saying Of The Day

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