Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
Mommy: "When you took that brownie from the kitchen counter, do you realize that God was right there with you?”
Little Boy: "Yes."
Mommy: "And you realize God was watching you the whole time?"
Little Boy: "Yes."
Mommy: "And did God tell you something?"
Little Boy: "He said, ‘There’s no one around but you and me. Take two.’"
I told my daughter, "I want you to marry the man I choose!"
She said "NO WAY!"
I told her it's Warren Buffet’s son!
She said, "OKAY!"
I called Warren Buffet and said, "I want your son to marry my daughter!"
He said, "NO WAY!"
I told him my daughter was the head of the IMF!
He said, "OKAY!"
I called the board of the IMF and told them to make my daughter head of the organization!
They said, "NO WAY!"
I told them my daughter was Warren Buffet’s daughter-in-law!
They said, "OKAY!"
And that, my friends, is how Politics works.
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