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Joke Of The Day #2

How To Stay Young

At his 100th birthday party, a man was getting all kinds of great comments about how young and healthy he looked. Everybody wanted to know his secret.

“It’s simple," he told them. "Every single day of your life, get plenty of fresh air in the outdoors.”

They asked how he was able to stick with his fresh air program all these years.

“I’ve been married over 70 years, and my wife helps me,” he replied.

“So,” they asked, “every day she reminds you to go outside?”

“Not exactly,” he said. “We have a deal that whenever we have an argument, the loser has to go for a long walk.”


Joke Of The Day #3

Voice Lessons

Bubba’s wife Denice loved to sing and wanted to join the choir at their church. So every day she practiced for a half hour. Usually it was after dinner while she was doing the dishes.

As soon as she would start singing, Bubba would go out on the front porch and plant himself in a chair.

Denice began to think Bubba didn’t like her singing, and her feelings were hurt. She said, “Bubba, do you really hate my singing?”

Bubba said, “Darlin’, I think you sing just fine. But if I sit out here on the porch, the neighbors can see I’m not hurting you.”


Funny Quote Of The Day

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
- Sam Levenson


Funny Saying Of The Day

It is when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you fully realize there are ways to solve problems without violence.


Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

A Freudian slip is when we say one thing and we mean a mother.
- Rob Long


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