Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
A guy goes into the urologist’s office for his appointment. It’s crowded with people waiting to see the doctor. He gives the receptionist his name.
The receptionist is a large, imposing woman with an unfriendly manner.
She says quite loudly, so everyone can hear, “Mr. Jones, I see you’re here about your impotence problem.”
All the people in the waiting room stop what they’re doing and look at Mr. Jones.
Just as loudly, Mr. Jones replies, “No, I’m here about a sex change. But I don’t want the same doctor that did yours.”
Baxter had been with the company for several years. They had tried him in many positions, given him every chance, but he never did well in any of them.
Eventually management decided they had to let him go.
He went to human resources and asked for a letter of recommendation. The next day he found the letter in his inbox.
It read: Baxter worked at our headquarters for six years. When he left, we were very satisfied.
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