The Funny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings On This Website
Contain Anti-Depressive Material

These Funny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings Contain Anti-Depressive Material.

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Jokes Of The Day, #2

Jokes Of The Day, #2

God Is Watching

Mommy: "When you took that brownie from the kitchen counter, do you realize that God was right there with you?”

Little Boy: "Yes."

Mommy: "And you realize God was watching you the whole time?"

Little Boy: "Yes."

Mommy: "And did God tell you something?"

Little Boy: "He said, ‘There’s no one around but you and me. Take two.’"

Funny Saying Of The Day

Funny Saying Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day, #3

Jokes Of The Day, #3

How Politics Works

I told my daughter, "I want you to marry the man I choose!"

She said "NO WAY!"

I told her it's Warren Buffet’s son!

She said, "OKAY!"

I called Warren Buffet and said, "I want your son to marry my daughter!"

He said, "NO WAY!"

I told him my daughter was the head of the IMF!

He said, "OKAY!"

I called the board of the IMF and told them to make my daughter head of the organization!

They said, "NO WAY!"

I told them my daughter was Warren Buffet’s daughter-in-law!

They said, "OKAY!"

And that, my friends, is how Politics works.

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Funny Comeback Of The Day

Funny Comeback Of The Day

Actress Mary Anderson to Alfred Hitchcock:
What’s my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?”

My dear, you’re sitting on it.

Funny Quote Of The Day

Funny Quote Of The Day

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
- Woody Allen

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
- Unknown Author

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