Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
At the International Samurai Finals, three worthy candidates remained: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jew.
The Japanese Samurai stepped forward, bowed, and released a housefly from his pouch. He raised his sword, and whoosh, cut the airborne fly in half. Very impressive.
The Chinese was next. He opened his pouch, releasing an even smaller fly. As it flew away, his sword moved like lightning. Whoosh, whoosh. He cut the fly in quarters. The crowd roared.
Last but not least came the Jewish Samurai, Obi-Wan Goldberg. He stepped forward, bowed to the judges, and opened his pouch. The smallest housefly yet emerged and began to fly away.
Faster than you can blink, the Jewish Samurai’s sword flashed through the air. But the fly buzzed away. The Obi-Wan Goldberg bowed.
“What was that?” asked the judges. “The fly is not even dead.”
“Dead?” exclaimed Obi-Wan. “Dead is nothing! But circumcised?”
Back in the day, the only doctor in a small rural town was called out in the middle of the night to deliver a baby.
When he arrived, the doctor found only the laboring mother and her six year old daughter, and the electricity wasn’t working.
He asked the young daughter to hold his big flashlight so that he could see to do his work.
The mother delivered a healthy boy, and the doctor gave the new baby a quick spank to help him start breathing.
The six year old daughter, silent this entire time, said, “Hit him again. He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place.”
(Submitted by Lisa Scott, Gainesville, USA)
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