Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
Joke Of The Day #2
A man gets on the elevator and sees one other person: a stunning woman, a total knockout. He gives her the once over, then the twice over.
The elevator starts moving, he looks her over again.
She says, “Well I guess I can tell what YOU want.”
He replies, “You’re gorgeous. Of course I want you.”
She says, “I’m on the top floor. If you can make me feel like a woman before we get there, I’ll invite you in.”
The guy scrambles for an idea. Then as fast as he can, he takes off all his clothes. He wads them up, gives them to her and says, “Here, wash these.”
Submitted by JokeQuote reader Lisa Scott, Florida, USA
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