Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1
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Leroy and Billy Ray are talking about their vacations.
Leroy says, “Billy Ray, this year my vacation’s gonna be different.”
“How’s that?” asks Billy Ray
“Last year, you told me to go to Branson, and Lula Mae got pregnant. The year before that, you said to go to Daytona, and Lula Mae got pregnant. And three years ago, you said to try Myrtle Beach, and Lula Mae got pregnant then, too.”
“So you gonna go someplace new?”
“No, but this year I’m takin’ Lula Mae with me.”
A Scotsman and his wife were out walking, and they passed a fancy new restaurant.
As they strolled by, the delicious aromas of gourmet dishes came wafting out the door.
The wife felt her mouth watering. She said, “Can you believe how good that food smells? It’s incredible!”
The Scotsman thought to himself, “Aye, she loves that smell. I might as well let her have a treat.”
So they turned around and walked past it again.
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