ADVISORY:
The Funny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings On This Website
Contain Anti-Depressive Material
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ADVISORY:
These Funny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings Contain Anti-Depressive Material.


Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1

Funny Jokes Of The Day, #1


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Jokes Of The Day, #2

Jokes Of The Day, #2

Voice Mail

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Jokes Of The Day, #3

Jokes Of The Day, #3

Delicious Dinner

A guy is watching TV when his wife calls out from the kitchen:

“How’s this sound? Turkey, carrot, and pea stew with beef gravy.”

“Sounds fantastic,” he answered. “Is that our menu for tonight?”

“No,” she replied. “Those are the ingredients in the cans of dog food you bought.”




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Funny Comeback Of The Day

Funny Comeback Of The Day

Reggie Jackson to Mickey Rivers:
My IQ is 160!

Rivers:
Out of what? A thousand? 


Funny Quote Of The Day

Funny Quote Of The Day

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
- Brendan Behan


Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

Funny One-Liner Joke Of The Day

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
- Unknown Author


Funny Saying Of The Day

Funny Saying Of The Day

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
- James Thurber


Jokes Of The Day #4:

What This World Needs Is More Shops That Sell Pudding!


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